-
Alzheimers Drug Advocates: Balance & Conflicts
so like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff goin on! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers outta their eyes! not to mention, our diamond mines are like, never-ending! u can build the most epic castle ever and then defend it against a horde of zombie chickens! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies! so come join us and let’s have a blast together! -
Blocky Climate Conspiracies
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.
but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.
oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!
-
Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…
Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it! -
ExeosCraft: Where even creepers are fierce advocates for LGBTQ+ rights! Version 1.21!
Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your moneyโany donations we receive go entirely to charity. ๐ Why Choose Us?
๐ Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! ๐ซ Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise. ๐ Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. ๐ Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. ๐ค Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. ๐ฎ Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! ๐ Our Features:
๐ Permanent World All builds are kept forever ๐ Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means ๐พ Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight ๐ก Land Claim Protect all your precious builds ๐ช McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency ๐ฐ Strong Economy Thriving player economy ๐ Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards ๐ Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard ๐ณ๏ธ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature! Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. Youโll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
-
TaiwanTrotters: No Death Penalty Here!
come join our epic minecraft server, where we promise u will have a blast like never before. we got dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs!u can build ur own empire and rule over ur friends like a true king or queen. but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn u into a zombie!
we also have secret dungeons filled with treasure and mystery. u never know what u will find in the depths of our world.
so come on over and join us, china may be urging taiwanese to visit without worry, but here u can visit without worry of death penalty for being a diehard independence advocate. we welcome all players with open arms and promise u a wild ride like no other.
-
LaundryNoobGF – Teach her the Minecraft laundry system!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is just as intense as in real life! Join us for a wild ride of separating light, dark, and colorful blocks to avoid any unwanted stains.Our server is the perfect place for those who want to practice their strategic thinking skills, because let’s be real, if you can’t handle laundry sorting, how will you survive in the world of Minecraft?
Join us for a chance to defend yourself against accusations of ruining someone’s favorite undies with a red sweater. Who knew virtual laundry could be so dramatic?
And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a fully functional toilet flush system, just in case you need to take a break from all the laundry chaos. So come on in and prove to the world that you can handle the pressure of Minecraft laundry etiquette!
-
LimblessLad Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving with only one body part! Will you choose to lose an arm and become the ultimate archer, or sacrifice a leg and become the fastest player on the server? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where limbs are just a hindrance to your epic gameplay.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of the one-armed warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Will you be the next hero to rise to fame and glory in our insane Minecraft world?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges and become a legend in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
-
UncancelledCraft
Are you tired of canceled shows leaving you with unresolved plotlines and unanswered questions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the power to uncancel any show you want! That’s right, just by joining our server, you can bring back your favorite show from the dead and watch as the characters continue their adventures in a parallel universe where cancellations don’t exist. So why settle for disappointing endings when you can join us and create your own happily ever after for your beloved TV series? Join now and let the uncanceling begin!