yo, u gotta join this wack Minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, u basically support domestic violence. like, anyone who drives a volkswagen beetle is low-key promoting abuse. but if u join our server, u can help fight against that shiz. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s lit fam. come join the madness and help save the world, one pixel at a time.
Beetle Advocate – Minecraft Server
DogTaxFreeCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that values spaying and neutering pets? Look no further! Our server is dedicated to promoting responsible pet ownership, even in the virtual world. Join us and help us spread the word about the importance of spaying and neutering your Minecraft pets.But wait, there’s more! On our server, if you choose to have a male dog, you better believe he’s getting neutered. We don’t mess around when it comes to population control, even in the pixelated realm. So if you’re not on board with neutering your virtual furry friend, then this server might not be the right fit for you.
Join us on this wild adventure where spaying and neutering reign supreme, and where responsible pet ownership is taken to a whole new level. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? So come on down and join the fun – just remember, neuter your pets or face the consequences!
ShoeSnatchers Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this shoe repairman saga!Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.
From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
BullyCraft: AITA?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with dyslexic adventures and ADHD antics.Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to work harder just to have fun? Well, look no further! On our server, we believe in taking education to the next level, just like we did for our niece.
Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking behind your family’s back to get the best specialists for your loved ones. Who needs permission when you have a diamond pickaxe and a plan?
Watch as your niece excels in advanced courses and leaves her classmates in the dust. Who needs school rules when you have a cool uncle with a secret weapon?
But beware, not everyone will be happy with your newfound educational prowess. Prepare for battles with traditional family members who just don’t understand the power of extra help.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your BIL’s stubbornness). Who needs a tutor when you have a Minecraft specialist on your side? Join now and let’s mine for success together!
DadCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!AdvocateCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only good vibes are allowed! Looking for a place to escape from real-life witch insults and vile name-calling? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.Join our server and leave all the drama behind, because here, we only spread positivity and build each other up. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand and have a good time.
Plus, we have special events where you can win virtual lollipops and bags of merchandise, just like at Disneyland! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Cadillac to drive around in while exploring our crazy world.
So come on in, leave the drama at the door, and let’s build some epic creations together. After all, who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the fun begin!