Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

CraftyThesisServer – Where building worlds is easier than explaining your thesis to your advisor! 🎮✨

Advisor, awkward situation, building, communication breakdown, communication error, CraftyThesisServer, darkwave, easier, Electronic Music, email mishap, embarrassing mistake, EXPERIMENTAL, Explaining, glitch, inappropriate content, Industrial, music production, music video, Pretty Cvnt, Sewerslvt, Techno, Thesis, thesis advisor, Underground, worlds, YouTube link

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We once had a player accidentally send their thesis advisor a link to Pretty Cvnt by Sewerslvt instead of their actual work, and let’s just say the advisor’s reaction was PRICELESS.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

CEREAL, chowder recipe, ChowderCraft, Clam chowder, comfort food, Cooking, creamy, creamy chowder, creamy soup, DELICIOUS, Hearty, homemade, milk, milk-based soup, new england, recipe, Savory, seafood, seafood soup, Soup, Traditional

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

Annals of Internal Medicine, Chronic illness, Covid-19, CovidCraft, diagnostic, diagnostic test, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, lingering symptoms, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical journal, Medical research, pandemic, patient care, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, public health, recovery process, researchers, study

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	293
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchantments Applied:	180	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	1644	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Towns Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Crops Grown:	3426

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	179
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4829
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mines Excavated:	4499
Dragon Eggs Found:	2130	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3231
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

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