so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!
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TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

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CraftyUkrainePeaceDeal
come join our minecraft server where trump advisers are actually trying to negotiate a peace deal in ukraine but keep getting distracted by building epic castles and battling dragons. who needs world peace when you can have a diamond sword, am i right? join now and help them finally reach a peace deal… or just have a blast building crazy contraptions and trolling your friends. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
MissionFromGodMC
come join our minecraft server cuz we got tony blair’s advisers questioning if the US has proper control over their military ops like wtf lmao. george w bush thinking he’s on a mission from god against iraqi insurgents like bro what even is that. if you wanna experience some next level chaos and insanity, this server is the place to be. join now and be part of the most bizarre minecraft community out there. who knows what other wild shenanigans will happen next, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride you won’t forget.
