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CartelCraft Minecraft Server
Adviser, border security, Canada, Canada-Mexico Relations, CartelCraft, Conspiracy, fake news, false statements, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexican cartels, Minecraft, Misinformation, North America, Politics, Propaganda, sensationalism, Server, trump, united states, Wild ClaimsLOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier claims than this trump adviser dude!! we got mexican cartels taking over canada, like what even is that?? but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a team of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. they will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama and defeat the evil taco army. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs
Adviser, better judgment, Blame, BlameYourselfNotUs, BlockyBadAdvice, Choice, consequences, Decision making, feel worse, go wrong, ignore, intuition, mental health, Opinions, peer pressure, personal responsibility, regret, reject suggestions, SELF AWARENESS, self-blame, trust yourselfcome join our epic minecraft server where we reject all suggestions that go against your better judgement! why listen to others when you can just do whatever you want and blame yourself later? it’s a great way to build character and learn from your mistakes, or just have a good laugh at how everything goes wrong!we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like trying to build a house out of diamonds only to have it collapse on you because you didn’t listen to that little voice in your head saying “maybe don’t do that.” or maybe you’ll try to tame a wild wolf and end up getting mauled because you thought you knew better than the experts.
join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where you can laugh at yourself and others as we all make terrible decisions together. who needs common sense when you have our server to show you the way?
IP: 123.456.789.012
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BorderCraft Minecraft Server
Adviser, border, border security, BorderCraft, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial proposal., Diplomacy, foreign policy, geographical changes, Government, international relations, Minecraft, North America, Politics, proposes, Redrawing, Report, Server, territorial boundaries, trump, united states, USso, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?
so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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CraftyUkraineWarCraft
Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyySo, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server! -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
Adviser, border security, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Defense, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, INVADE, Military, Minecraft, national security, neighboring country, North America, Plans, Politics, Reassurance, Server, speculation, Statement, trump, united statesLOL U NO NEED TO INVADE CANADA WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT PLENTY OF MAPLE SYRUP AND POLITE MOOSES TO KEEP U COMPANY! PLUS, OUR PENGUIN ARMY WILL KEEP U SAFE FROM ANY POTENTIAL MOOSE ATTACKS! JOIN NOW AND BUILD A FORTRESS MADE ENTIRELY OF TIM HORTONS CUPS! #SORRYEH #PENGUINPOWER