Adviser – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CartelCraft Minecraft Server
Adviser, border security, Canada, Canada-Mexico Relations, CartelCraft, Conspiracy, fake news, false statements, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexican cartels, Minecraft, Misinformation, North America, Politics, Propaganda, sensationalism, Server, trump, united states, Wild Claims
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier claims than this trump adviser dude!! we got mexican cartels taking over canada, like what even is that?? but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a team of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. they will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama and defeat the evil taco army. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs
Adviser, better judgment, Blame, BlameYourselfNotUs, BlockyBadAdvice, Choice, consequences, Decision making, feel worse, go wrong, ignore, intuition, mental health, Opinions, peer pressure, personal responsibility, regret, reject suggestions, SELF AWARENESS, self-blame, trust yourself
come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all suggestions that go against your better judgement! why listen to others when you can just do whatever you want and blame yourself later? it’s a great way to build character and learn from your mistakes, or just have a good laugh at how everything goes wrong!
we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like trying to build a house out of diamonds only to have it collapse on you because you didn’t listen to that little voice in your head saying “maybe don’t do that.” or maybe you’ll try to tame a wild wolf and end up getting mauled because you thought you knew better than the experts.
join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where you can laugh at yourself and others as we all make terrible decisions together. who needs common sense when you have our server to show you the way?
IP: 123.456.789.012

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BorderCraft Minecraft Server
Adviser, border, border security, BorderCraft, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial proposal., Diplomacy, foreign policy, geographical changes, Government, international relations, Minecraft, North America, Politics, proposes, Redrawing, Report, Server, territorial boundaries, trump, united states, US
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.
and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?
so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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CraftyUkraineWarCraft
Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy
So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
Adviser, border security, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Defense, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, INVADE, Military, Minecraft, national security, neighboring country, North America, Plans, Politics, Reassurance, Server, speculation, Statement, trump, united states
LOL U NO NEED TO INVADE CANADA WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT PLENTY OF MAPLE SYRUP AND POLITE MOOSES TO KEEP U COMPANY! PLUS, OUR PENGUIN ARMY WILL KEEP U SAFE FROM ANY POTENTIAL MOOSE ATTACKS! JOIN NOW AND BUILD A FORTRESS MADE ENTIRELY OF TIM HORTONS CUPS! #SORRYEH #PENGUINPOWER

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SyriaCraft: RIP IRGC Adviser
Adviser, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, dies, foreign affairs, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, IRGC, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, military advisor, Politics, RETALIATION, RIP, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, War
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Iran’s IRGC Adviser is actually a Minecraft player who got taken out by an Israeli airstrike in Syria. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Israeli airstrikes! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit by an airstrike, that is)!

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UkraineCraft2024
administration, Adviser, biden, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, Presidency, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2024, united states, world affairs
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can help biden put ukraine in the “best position”? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u!
come join us and help biden navigate the treacherous world of minecraft politics as he tries to make ukraine the most powerful nation in the game. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a diamond wall around the entire country to keep out those pesky creepers.
so what r u waiting for? come join us and be a part of biden’s epic quest to make ukraine great again in minecraft!

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CraftyCreeperCo.
Adviser, Agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, deal with the devil, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, government officials, international agreements, international relations, negotiations, political analysis, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, strategic alliances, Ukraine, Ukrainian president
so like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be, like ever. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. like, i heard a rumor that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
oh, and get this – our admin once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a carrot. true story, bro. and if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. how sick is that?
plus, our community is like a big ol’ family. we have epic build battles every week and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. and don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the village square – it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this mystical, fantastical, totally bonkers server. it’s like a unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a rainbow – pure magic, dude.

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Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP
Android, ANGTAHUNNIKKE2ID, Beat the Gun, cd keys, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, Developer’s Note, Elysion tower day, ENTERTAINMENTONLY, FAQ, Flora, Game Download, General Info, Ios, killer wife, KRKOLSALAMIN, Minecraft, MISSILISCANDO, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NIKKE2NDANNIV, nikkeonsatellite, NIKKEORIGINUL, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Rewards, SALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTING, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Shenanigans, smp, staytactical, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update
Welcome to Elysion Tower Day, where the fun never stops and the memes never die! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with secret gardens, killer wives, and beat-the-gun challenges.
Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our developer’s note for September 2024 will have you laughing till you cry, and our current events will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruit, Flora, is here to shake things up until December 5th. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming special recruit – it’s gonna be lit!
So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as tactical as it is entertaining? With codes like STAYTACTICAL and EEEEEEEENTERTAINMENTONLY, you know you’re in for a wild time.
So what are you waiting for? Join NIKKEonSatellite today and become a part of the unbreakable crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s gonna be a blast!

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, LYNEY, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the characters are as colorful as a rainbow on steroids! Join us and meet Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior who spreads love and peace like confetti at a party. Ororon is here too, with hues so elusive and unfathomable, you’ll question if you’re actually seeing them or just tripping on some funky mushrooms.
But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara, a lineup so epic even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with bows like Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic that will make you feel like Legolas on steroids.
Join our server now and participate in the “Claw Convoy” event, live until December 2nd. Trust us, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. And don’t forget to claim your daily check-in rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

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/Diamonds/ – Minecraft SMP
(Audio), 4chan, 90s trance, album release, album submission, board suggestion, cover art, DEADLINE, diamonds, digital music production, Feedback, file sharing, lossless format, Minecraft, music making, music production, music site, smp, submission guidelines, submission process, Theme, wikis
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with insanity and chaos!
Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers approaches you, asking for a dance-off! Or how about the time when a herd of pigs started a revolution against the cows, demanding equal rights for all farm animals? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic music production competition you’ve ever seen. Join in on the fun and create your very own 90s trance masterpiece to be featured on our 14th album. Who knows, maybe your track will become the next big hit on YouTube!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of creativity!

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Woke-Free Minecraft Server
anti woke, conflicting ideologies, identity crisis, left wing, Minecraft, outcast, political affiliations, political alignment, political beliefs, political divide, political identity, political ideologies, political polarization, political spectrum, political views, right wing, Server, social justice, social movements, social outcast, societal norms, WokeFree
Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!
On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.
So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!

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Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure
Adventure, alone, ALRIGHT, apartment, Experience, family, fat, Grandma, Grandmas, holidays, home, Memories, Miserable, mom, NEGATIVE, past, Positive, smp, thankful, Thanksgiving, tradition, turkey, Visit, WORST
Are you tired of boring family gatherings and awkward conversations with distant relatives? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the holiday madness! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your annoying family members.
Imagine building a giant turkey statue to celebrate Thanksgiving, or pranking your friends with exploding snowmen during Christmas. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).
So why spend another holiday season listening to your mom complain about the food when you could be mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends? Join us now and say goodbye to boring holidays forever!

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Anime & Minecraft Server
Anime, anime characters, anime favorites, anime favorites list, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Rankings, anime ratings, favorite anime, favorite anime characters, favorite characters, favorite characters list, favorite series, favorite shows, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, sorting anime., sorting by rating, sorting favorites, sorting list, Top Anime, top characters
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime lover’s paradise! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your favorite anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches.
Not sure who your favorite anime character is? No problem! Our server has a sorting feature that will help you remember all the waifus and husbandos that have stolen your heart.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual “Naruto Run” race where players sprint across the map with their arms flailing behind them. And don’t forget about our legendary “Dragon Ball Z” themed treasure hunts where players search for the elusive Dragon Balls to make their wishes come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the anime adventures begin!

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The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure
71060569, Adventure, Fishing, Gaytor edition, Gaytors, general, hooklinesinker.lol, last thread, Minecraft, modding, smp, thunderstore.io, web, Webfishing
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
aspirations, balance, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, love, Minecraft, Paradise, Passion, PIXEL, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, Server, spirituality, success, VALUES
Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.
But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP
aew, AEWtists, Audience, Chant, controversy, criticism, Entertainment, Fans, fucking, Main Event, Minecraft, Performance, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, SUUUUUUUUCKS.., Unnecessary, WOOOOOOOAH, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion
Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server
colonial legacy, Colonization, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural exchange, decolonization, Diversity, Global community, global perspective, global perspectives, historical impact, historical injustice, imperialism, Int, international relations, Minecraft, neo-colonialism, opinion, post-colonialism., power dynamics, Reverse, reverse colonization, Server, social progress
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

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