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Blocky Boot Camp: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchantments Applied:	91
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	264
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking action is not only frowned upon, but also illegal! That’s right, we take our no-action policy very seriously. Thinking about breaking this rule? Think again, because even thinking about it will soon be against the law.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can peacefully mine and build without any pesky action getting in the way. Our community is dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring that no one even dares to think about taking action.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of obeying the law in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so law-abiding and hilarious at the same time?

CraftySuicide Minecraft Server

coping strategies, CraftySuicide, depression, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, Server, suicidal behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, suicide intervention, Suicide prevention, suicide risk assessment, suicide survivor, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Void Armor Forged:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Want to escape the endless cycle of work and responsibility? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers, not yourself. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those dark thoughts of ending it all. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical powers to bring good luck and happiness – who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you’ll be killing is time.

Roman’s Extreme Makeover Minecraft Server

adaptation, Cancer, changed color, chemotherapy, emotional changes, EXTREME, EYES, facial structure, health, Hope, makeover, Medical, Minecraft, oncology, personal growth, physical changes, Recovery, resilience, Román, ROMANS, Server, Support, survivor, transformation, Treatment

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of transformation like Roman did! Our server is so epic, it can even change your entire facial structure and eye color! Who needs plastic surgery when you have our server, right? Come join us and witness the magic for yourself!

MomLiesMC Server

Boundaries, Communication, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Family secrets, Gaslighting, Honesty, Manipulation, MomLiesMC, mother-daughter relationships, neglect, parental relationships, personal boundaries, personal space, Self Respect, self worth, Server, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like this player’s relationship with their mom.

Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!

And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?

HomelessCraft

apartment, arguments, bread winner, family, Gaslighting, HomelessCraft, homelessness, House work, income, Inheritance, kitchen, mental health, Messy, Mortgage, Mother, ownership, renting, sister, summer break, Tantrum, University

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Villages Defended:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ores Mined:	5374	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor soul who had to deal with a messy family situation! On our server, you can build your own virtual home without worrying about messy roommates leaving food crumbs everywhere. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any gaslighting or inheritance drama – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft! So come join us and leave your real life problems behind – after all, who needs a $1.6 million house when you can have a virtual mansion in our server? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter, blockier future together!

SkillSwap Minecraft Server

accelerated learning, expertise acquisition, instant learning, mastering skills, Minecraft, personal development, quick learning, quick mastery, quick skill acquisition, quick skill development, rapid skill development, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill mastery desire, skill mastery dream, skill mastery goal, skill perfection, skill proficiency, SkillSwap, talent acquisition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9915

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of taming wild llamas with just a wink and a smile! Imagine riding into battle on a majestic llama steed, leading your army to victory with your newfound llama-whispering abilities. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the llama king of our server – join now and start your llama-riding adventures today!

CraftyCompliments

Achievements, Appearance, Charm, communication skills, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, creativity, emotional intelligence, fashion sense, intelligence, Kindness, leadership abilities, listening skills, Personality, positivity, self esteem, sense of humor, Skills, Talents, work ethic

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	123
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll be praised for your impeccable block-placing skills and your ability to survive the most treacherous of creeper explosions!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic builds and your uncanny ability to tame wild wolves with just a single bone. Rumor has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most admired player in all of Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena in the spawn village!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Votes:	1128	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead!

CraftyGenocide – Build, Survive, Conquer!

BELIEF, BUILD, Conflict, Conquer, CraftyGenocide, Crisis, Destruction, eastern europe, fear, Genocide, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, Misinformation, nationalism, opinion, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, russia, survey, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchantments Applied:	96
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Emeralds Found:	8094	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

So, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic, bro. Like, did you know that 60% of Ukrainians believe that Russia’s main goal in war is genocide and destruction of nation? Crazy, right?

But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.

And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.

So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ReceiptCraft: SlowComms

Communication, digital behavior, digital communication, efficiency, email, email tracking, instant messaging, Messaging, messaging apps, Notifications, online communication, online etiquette, productivity, Read receipts, read status, ReceiptCraft, response time, SlowComms, slowed down communication, Technology, text messages, Tracking

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

sooo like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? welllllll, u gotta join this server cuz like, the read receipts have slowed down communication so much that u will literally feel like ur in a different dimension. u will be like, “woah, am i even in minecraft anymore?” but don’t worry, u are, and it’s gonna be the most wild ride of ur life. join now and experience the chaos for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition

9/11 attack responders, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, data analysis, debris exposure, DebrisCraft, dementia, dementia risk, Edition, emergency responders, environmental hazards, first responders, health outcomes, health risks, high exposure group, long-term effects, mental health, neurological disorders, occupational exposure, post-traumatic stress disorder, public health, severe exposures, world trade center

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8931	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Votes:	2799	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE