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Blocky Boot Camp: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

action, advisable, against the law, blocky, Boot, Camp, CREEPERS, fear, hate, Hate Speech, illegal, illegal action, law, Posts, punishable, punishable by law, reminder, Reply, Speech, taking action, Talking, thinking, thinking about, Tread

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	7403
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking action is not only frowned upon, but also illegal! That’s right, we take our no-action policy very seriously. Thinking about breaking this rule? Think again, because even thinking about it will soon be against the law.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can peacefully mine and build without any pesky action getting in the way. Our community is dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring that no one even dares to think about taking action.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of obeying the law in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so law-abiding and hilarious at the same time?

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, awakening, Captivating, Conclusion, creativity, DreamCraft, dreams, emotions, escapism, Experience, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, longing, Memory, Reflection, Sleep, storytelling, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, vivid, wishful

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Enchantments Applied:	94
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8570	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4738
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchantments Applied:	229	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Votes:	1207
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3684	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Votes:	1107	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	5476
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!