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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3728 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
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