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CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

advice, Airport, aita, cleaning, cold, cost, CraftyFriendz, driveway, Friend, Help, husband, Kid, Minecraft, Parking, Quote, refusing to pay, Repair, scratches, Server, Situation, Snow, travel, UNFAIR

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

advice, creativity, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, innovation, inspiration, Life, life hack, Life skills, motivation, organization, personal development, PRO, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, strategies, success, Time management, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	403503	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	240	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

BlockheadsRUs

advice, Ancestry, bio father, BlockheadsRUs, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Decision making, extended family, family, fear, Happiness, parental figures, personal choice, personal history, rejection, relationships, Respect, self-determination, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Development, Dig, dont, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, Straight.., success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5313	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Create 1.20.1 Minecraft server HubMc Minecraft server

1.20.1, advice, Community, Create, create mod, Creative, Development, engineering solutions, exciting game, fair, friendly players, HubMc, ideas, Minecraft, new additions, p2w, Platform, Server, server description, Suggestions

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9473	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

The launcher can be downloaded from the HubMc telegram channel – https://t.me/hubmc_news

Welcome to hubmc! This is a server for those who want a fair and exciting game without any P2W elements.

The server runs on the Create mod, which opens up endless possibilities for you to create unique mechanisms and engineering solutions. This is a real platform for those who love to create and experiment.

We created hubmc to make everyone feel at home here. We have a group of friendly and creative players who are always ready to help, give advice and just have a good time together.

We are open to any suggestions and ideas. We are constantly developing and adding something new so that you will always be interested in coming back and playing. Join our community and let’s grow together!

play.hubmc.org

The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, advice, attachment, blocky, Breakup, comfort, ex girlfriend, femboy goth, Friend, gift, Girlfriend, healing, HEARTBREAK, Help, Minecraft, new relationship, Promise, Recovery, relationship, santa, Server, Support, support system, vcard

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	6035
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8408
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Animals Bred:	140	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

> Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

> Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

> Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

> Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

> Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

> With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

> Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

Afterlife, arrogance, atheists, BELIEF, CREEPERS, diamonds, disbelief, Disrespect, dumb, Eternity, FAITH, Hell, HOLY, ignorance, joking, judgment, love god, mean, Message, Minecraft, mocking, NOTICED, phrase, Religion, Server, skull, spirituality

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	New Chunks Explored:	178675
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Votes:	5794	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

bad choices, consequences, Crafty, degenerate lifestyle, Degenerates, demise, Downfall, Eternal Damnation, Evil, GLAD, Hell, hilarious, IMMORAL, Justice, Karma, MAYHEM, meets, Minecraft, punishment, regret, Retribution, Rotting, Sin, Suffering, Victim, Ways, wickedness

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

1. tight, BLOCK, chic 4. modern, classy 19. sleek, clean 7. fitted, Crafty, CREEPERS, crisp 16. form-fitting, dapper 18. tailored, doci 2. fashion, Dociness, Elegant, McLaughys, neat 13. slim, Party, point, polished 9. classy, refined 10. sleek, sharp 12. fashionable, sleek 5. elegant, smart 15. structured, sophisticated 6. minimalist, style 3. trendy, stylish 11. contemporary, suave 17. sharp, tailored 8. professional, tight, trendy 20. chic, trim 14. well-fitted

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

autistic, cerebral, Challenging, complex, derpy, Diamond, Difficult, Digging, Dorks, Engaging, Game, hardest, high difficulty, Immersive, indie game, Innovative, INTENSE, intricate, intricate gameplay, Minecraft, over the top, Server, Stimulating, strategy, Tower Defense, Unique

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

aging, anti-psychotics, burial, confinement, controversial, conundrums, Crafty, crime, death penalty, ethical dilemma, Ethics, incarceration, Justice, life imprisonment, mental health, morality, murderer, punishment, Rehabilitation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

#BOY KISSER, #FREAKING STINK, #STFU, ack, Bitch, Boy, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, dog, fuck off, Minecraft, Ooooo, Owned, Server, Side

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, CREEPERS, crime, detective, Enigma, fear, Fiction, hidden, Identity, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, novel, number 916813501, Party, plot twist, Secrets, Server, Suspense, t.., Thriller, Tread, unknown

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

abuse of power, Accountability, authority abuse, civil rights violation, Cops, Crafty, crazy, creations, discrimination, Disrespect, dont, Harassment, injustice, law enforcement, misconduct, mistreatment, parts, Patrol, Police, police accountability, Police Brutality, police brutality awareness., police corruption, police misconduct, police violence, power abuse, unethical behavior

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

#our guy, #our guy keeps winning, #victory trail, bros, CraftyChampion, ourguy, Top, winning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6160	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!