Advice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MomILNoJudgeMCServer

parenting, family, in-laws, hands-on, Tantrum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any overbearing mother-in-laws like Christie! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no unsolicited parenting advice.

Looking for a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the chaos, where you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

Forget about tantrums over lost teddy bears, here you can let your creativity run wild without anyone criticizing your approach. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unwanted parenting advice and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ParentalTimeTravel – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Understanding, life lessons, appreciation, relationships

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have time-traveling capabilities! That’s right, you can go back in time and meet your parents when they were your age. Imagine the hilarious conversations you could have with them!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. And did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of talking llamas who are also expert Minecraft players? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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Plastic Apocalypse: Mr. McGuire’s Advice

retrospect, Disaster, Apocalyptic, Mr. McGuire, advice

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! This server is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly. They just wanna show you around our pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. They’ll serenade you with ballads about mining for days on end.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right. CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-eyed pigs. They can get a little rowdy.

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SlimCraft SMP

LOSE WEIGHT, determination, Before and after, smp, weight loss

Oh my god, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the best server ever, bro. Like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down on there. I joined because I heard they have this secret weight loss program where you have to mine diamonds for hours on end. And let me tell you, it works! I lost like 20 pounds in a week just from playing on this server. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. They have these epic PvP battles where you can fight to the death with other players. I once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. It was so epic, bro. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts they do every weekend. I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples once, it was like hitting the jackpot.

So yeah, if you want to lose weight, battle monsters, and find epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s the best decision I ever made, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Artificial Love Quest 1.20.3

strategies, online dating, self improvement, text game, Social Skills

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. You gotta join ASAP or you’ll miss out on all the epicness.

Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re basically living in the Stone Age. And not the cool Minecraft Stone Age, like the boring real-life Stone Age.

Join now and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.” Plus, the community is full of hilarious memelords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt on this server and start slaying like the badass Minecraft warrior you were always meant to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

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DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

health, doctor’s orders, words of wisdom, Impression, wisdom

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

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RedditUserMC SMP

online discussions., advice, networking, diverse content, sharing

OMG you guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on them while battling evil unicorns that poop rainbows. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a high five! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you pee your pants. So come join us and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.

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CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

partner, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCrafter, academic integrity, history of account

Are you tired of doing all the work in group projects while your partner slacks off and gets away with it? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate teamwork challenge! Work together to build epic structures and conquer difficult challenges, but watch out for those sneaky partners who try to take all the credit. Will you be the hero who carries the team, or the mastermind who lets others do the work while you reap the rewards? Join now and find out!

Embark on a hilarious adventure filled with twists and turns as you navigate the treacherous world of group projects in Minecraft. Will you be the one to save the day and earn the admiration of your peers, or will you be the one who gets left behind in the dust? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive the chaos of teamwork gone wrong. Join our server now and show off your skills in the ultimate test of friendship and collaboration!

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GrannyGamerGalore

Grandma, expensive setup, microphone, Angry, advice

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your own family members! Just like how this player saved their grandma from getting scammed, you can save your virtual villagers from any shady deals. Who knew that Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about pricing and negotiation skills? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly wireless keyboard and mouse that will help you build faster than ever before. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to show off your savvy business skills and become the ultimate Minecraft mogul. Join now and prove that you’re not “driven by greed,” just driven by a love for epic gaming adventures!

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Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

Zone, Impactful, paternal, life lessons, Father

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

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