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MommaMatchmakerNoMore

advice, Autonomy, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, family, Interference, love life, Maturity, MommaMatchmakerNoMore, Mother, parental involvement, perspective, relationships, Respect, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries and knows what you deserve? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pair you up with anyone against your will! Just like how you shouldn’t interfere with your sister’s love life, we won’t interfere with your gaming experience. Join now for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted matchmaking attempts. Trust us, it’s better than being set up with your mom’s friend’s son who has a weird obsession with llamas. Let’s keep it chill and game on!

BlockBuddies: Life Rebooted

advice, BlockBuddies, determination, encouragement, fresh start, Friend, goal-setting, growth mindset., Life, Life Changes, motivation, new beginning, perseverance, personal development, positivity, Rebooted, resilience, second chance, self improvement, self-care, Starting from scratch, starting over, Support

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Potions Brewed:	93
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees.

Our server is so epic that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a magical wizard who will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and restart your life in the most epic, outrageous way possible!

AnxietyCraft: No Journey Comparison, Bro

advice, anxiety, AnxietyCraft, Awareness, Bro, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, FRIENDSHIPS, growth, Journey, Maturity, mental health, Overcoming, self improvement, self-aware, stress, Support, Understanding, Willpower

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with anxious friends who can’t handle their stress? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a stress-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any anxiety-inducing conversations.

We understand that overcoming anxiety is a journey, and we won’t judge you for needing more time to work through it. Plus, we have a strict policy against leaving people on “seen” – everyone deserves a response, even if it’s just a virtual hug emoji.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough diamonds to build your dream castle. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s contagious is laughter and fun!

RingCraft Minecraft Server

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Deception, friendship, gossip, Honesty, Infidelity, Insecurity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, peer pressure, relationships, Ringcraft, Server, Trust, workplace drama, young love

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: a love triangle between T, Roy, and the pick me coworker. Who will win Roy’s heart in the end? Will T find out about the 14 karat gold ring he bought for the pick me? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pick me and her clique are plotting to take over the server with their male validation-seeking ways. Will they succeed, or will the other players band together to stop them?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer madness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world this entertaining? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Whore Fixer Mine 1.21.1

1.21.1, advice, Commitment, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, empowerment, fix him, Fixer, healing, Insecurity, love, manwhore, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, self worth, self-care, toxic relationships, Trust, Understanding, whore, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like trying to fix a manwhore but in a virtual world! Like, we all need to come together and fix this dude, he needs us! It’s like a quest to save the manwhore from himself, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where we can all pretend to be therapists for a virtual player? It’s like Minecraft meets Dr. Phil, but with more explosions and less emotional baggage. Join now and help us fix the manwhore, he needs us!

MineCraftyCareerAdvice

advice, Career Advice, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, leadership, learning, Mentorship, MineCraftyCareerAdvice, motivation, networking, opportunities, Passion, perseverance, professional development, self improvement, success, work ethic

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Enchantments Applied:	259
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	6323	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day, only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or become best friends with a talking cow named Bob. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the ultimate blocky warrior!

NSFWcraft: Blocky Advice

Adult, advice, arousal, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, desire, Erotica, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, kink, NSFW, NSFWcraft, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sex, taboo

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	118
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or competing in a chicken jousting tournament to win rare loot. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon bust a move like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

Warning: Creeper Hugs Hurt – Minecraft SMP

advice, BEWARE, Caution, cautionary advice, cautionary tale, cautionary wisdom, creeper, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned wisdom, hard-won knowledge, hindsight, hugs, hurt, learn from mistakes, learned the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, smp, Warning, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Towns Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6327	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so lit (literally)! But then I respawned and found a secret underground village full of talking chickens who taught me how to fly with feathers. It was wild, bro.

But seriously, this server is like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a haunted house, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and unlimited pizza. Best decision ever.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s goooooo!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

advice, beneficial advice, Best advice, best guidance, CraftyAdviceMC, golden advice, great advice, guidance, helpful advice, important advice, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, pearls of wisdom, sage advice, smp, sound advice, top advice, valuable advice, VALUABLE TIPS, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Emeralds Found:	4025
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

OMG, like, the best advice I ever got was from this random chicken in Minecraft SMP! It was all like “Join our server, we have diamonds raining from the sky and pigs that can fly!” And I was like, “Sign me up, bro!” So I joined and let me tell you, it was the best decision of my life. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the trees are made of candy and the creepers do the Macarena before they explode? It’s like a crazy, wacky, funhouse of Minecraft madness and I never want to leave! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and laugh your butt off, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! You won’t regret it, I promise! #bestadviceever #diamondsrainfromthesky #pigsflyhigh

LostInLife30 Minecraft SMP

advice, Career Advice, feeling behind, goal-setting, life advice, life goals, LostInLife30, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, seeking guidance, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, success mindset, Time management

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Love Letters Sent:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

OMG, so like, if you’re feeling old and crusty at 30, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who can speak English.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party where all the mobs were dancing to dubstep. It was lit, bro. And then, I found a secret portal that led me to a dimension where pigs could fly and cows could do backflips.

So yeah, if you want to escape the boring real world and enter a realm of pure chaos and fun, join our Minecraft SMP now! Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

MineCraftLove

Affection, anniversary surprise, candlelit dinner, Caring, chocolates, Flowers, Heartfelt, love, love letter, Meaningful, memorable, MinecraftLove, relationship, romantic dinner, romantic gesture, romantic getaway, romantic picnic, Special, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Potions Brewed:	128

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a romantic date night in Minecraft form! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player swoops in on a flying pig, serenading you with a love ballad while showering you with gifts. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more romantic than a candlelit dinner in the Nether, join us now!

CraftySyrianGov Minecraft Server

armed rebellion, civil war, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianGov, Democracy, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new leader, opposition forces, peace negotiations, political stability, political transition, power sharing, rebel leader, regime change, Server, Syria, Syrian conflict, transitional government, war-torn country

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	2345	New Chunks Explored:	21629
Animals Bred:	52	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, so like, this server is run by the new rebel leader of Syria. He’s all about inclusivity and forming a government that’s lit AF. Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution in Minecraft land. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and secret tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds. Plus, our community is full of rebels just like you, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. So come join us and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Kick and Kill: EBC-46 HIV Cure

antiretroviral therapy, cure, dormant virus cells, EBC-46, EBC46, FDA-approved drug, HIV, HIV cure, HIV eradication, HIV immunotherapy, HIV medication, HIV research, HIV therapy, HIV treatment, HIV treatment options, HIV virus, immune system, immunotherapy, kick, kick and kill, kill, medical breakthrough, virus elimination, virus reactivation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA SECRET FDA-APPROVED DRUG CALLED EBC-46 DAT CAN KICK AND KILL ALL DA VIRUSES IN DA GAME! U CAN REACTIVATE DEM DORMANT VIRUS CELLS AND TARGET DEM WITH IMMUNOTHERAPY! BE DA HERO OF DA SERVER AND SAVE EVERYONE FROM DA VIRUS APOCALYPSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND LET’S KICK SOME VIRUS BUTT TOGETHER! #VIRUSFREE #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROMANCE, frosty, frot friday, frotting, get in here bois, male affection, male bonding, male camaraderie, male closeness, male companionship, male connection, male empowerment, male friendship, male intimacy, male love, male solidarity, male support, male togetherness, male unity, platonic relationships, Realm

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we have the craziest frot Friday events you’ve ever seen! Imagine building a giant frot tower with your buddies, it’s gonna be epic! Plus, there are secret frot caves to explore and frot treasure to find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this frot-tastic experience! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some frot-filled fun!

GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first time sex, gender differences, GenderBender69, growth, Intimacy, learning, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical sensations, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual expectations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	129	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️

BlockyWisdom: Digging for Diamonds in Life

advice, Best advice, BlockyWisdom, deep advice, diamonds, Digging, guidance, impactful advice, important advice, inspiration, Life, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful advice, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, powerful advice, profound advice, self improvement, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1839	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the most life-changing advice you’ve ever heard – “Always bring a diamond sword to a creeper fight!” Our server is filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond pickaxe). So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and befriend a group of friendly Endermen who just want to dance? Trust us, this server will change your Minecraft game forever!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

alliances, Battleground, blockwars, China, Competition, Diplomacy, economic interests, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, influence, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, Partnership, Politics, power struggle, russia, Server, Superpowers, Trade, trump, united states

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is battling china and russia in latin america!!! watch as they fight it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while building epic bases and conquering new territories. join trump’s army or team up with china and russia to take down the orange man once and for all. with custom plugins and crazy events, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for supremacy!

NukeProofHQ – Safeguarding Leaders in Style

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so like, u know how china is all like, “we need to protect our leaders in case of, like, a nuclear war or something”? well, they’re building this HUUUGE military command centre to do just that. it’s gonna be like, the biggest one in the whole world, bro.

and guess what? u can totally join our minecraft server and help build it! like, imagine being part of this epic project, dude. u can be like, “yeah, i helped build the world’s largest military command centre in minecraft, nbd.”

plus, we have all these crazy challenges and quests that will totally blow your mind. like, one time, we had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on giant chickens. it was insane, bro.

so come join our server and be part of something truly epic. who knows, maybe one day china will be all like, “thank u, minecraft players, for helping us build this awesome command centre. u guys rock!”