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Miko’s No Attack Zone Minecraft Server

guard, Defense, self defense, Miko, Caution

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Miko and Cover. Miko, the almighty ruler of this server, once warned all players not to attack Cover, a seemingly harmless sheep wandering around. But of course, someone didn’t listen and all hell broke loose! Cover turned out to be a secret boss in disguise, unleashing a horde of angry sheep minions to seek revenge on the disobedient player. It was a battle of epic proportions, with explosions, flying sheep, and lots of confusion. So if you want to experience the thrill of unpredictable events like this, join our server now and see what other wacky adventures await you! Just remember, don’t mess with Cover.

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Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

Listen, tough love, reality check, Minecraft, discipline

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

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Blocky Bathroom Break Minecraft Server

awkward situation, restroom, use the restroom, men’s room, advice

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player named Richard who just wanted to use the men’s room in peace. But little did he know, our server had transformed the men’s room into a magical portal to a land of endless fun and adventure! Richard found himself in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly little creatures who just wanted to give hugs.

Join our server and you too can experience the madness and mayhem that Richard did! Build a castle made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just remember one thing: always use the men’s room, Richard. You never know what kind of crazy adventure it might lead you on!

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Dude, don’t buy 2021 or older altcoins, Minecraft SMP

market, Financial Planning, investing, Technology, Buy

Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow all the rules and play by the book? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding chickens. But don’t worry, our admin team is there to save the day… or maybe they’ll just join in on the chaos, who knows?

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Yeah, good luck finding it though, because it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s “Baby” playing on repeat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include epic PvP battles on a floating island made entirely of TNT, where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you’ll need them after surviving that explosion fest.

So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

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Dreamscape Minecraft Server

Nightmares, Calm, aristophanes, Minecraft, Morphing

Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

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TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

hololive en, /asp/ies, Help, Auditions, Vtubers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a 40coomer model photoshoot? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of trashy, /asp/ie vibes and vtuber advice!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a few questionable structures along the way). Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with expert opinions and totally legit reasons why you should choose one over the other.

But that’s not all – we also offer open company auditions for Hololive EN, Nijisanji EN, and even the Brave Group. Who knows, you could be the next big vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are wacky, and the community is as supportive as a pair of 40coomer models in a photoshoot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

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Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

Apology, SIMILAR, Irritation, hair, crawling sensation

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

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BlockyRainbow Minecraft Server

Authenticity, relationships, LGBTQ, fear, personal growth

Are you tired of hiding your true self from your friends? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all players, regardless of their sexual orientation! Join us and let your rainbow flag fly high as you build, mine, and craft your way to acceptance and friendship. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cute Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to share your virtual adventures with! So come on, don’t be shy, let your friends know that you’re gay and proud on our fabulous server!

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Crafty Love Minecraft Server

relationships, Communication, online dating, Single life, Social Skills

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

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Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

Server, clear path, toxic food, motivated, clown world

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

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