Advice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CreeperDating101

relationships, parenting, Respect, Experience, wisdom

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll be warned about the dangers of dating creepers – trust us, you don’t want to get blown up on your first date! Our players have some wild stories about their encounters with Endermen and skeletons while trying to impress their in-game crushes.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safe zones where you can build your dream date spot without worrying about getting attacked by zombies. Plus, our server has the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience – nothing says romance like battling it out with your significant other in a virtual world!

So come join us and find love (or at least some diamonds) on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just meet your blocky soulmate!

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Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

advice, Decision making, relationships, marriage advice, Spouse

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

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GirlBossCraft SMP

women’s necessities, reddit, women’s belongings, women’s belongings before 30, must have

OMG you guys, like, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously. It’s like, the most lit place ever and you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down here. Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding contest and the winner got a diamond pickaxe shaped like a banana, it was so random but so much fun.

And get this, there’s this secret underground disco club where we all go to dance and party like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like, the coolest thing ever and only the true OG players know about it. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I mean, how insane is that?!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic adventures, and just overall craziness, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legendary player to conquer the server and become a Minecraft superstar. YOLO, am I right?

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NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

NoMoreMinecraftAdvice, dismiss, irritating advice, despise, detest

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

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CraftyCreeperGurl27

advice, Communication, love, Respect, friendship

Are you tired of being a boring married woman on Reddit? Do you want to escape the mundane world of adult responsibilities and dive into a virtual wonderland filled with blocks and pixels? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from your real-life spouse. Need a break from nagging in-laws or screaming children? Just log onto our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hot spot for single ladies looking to mingle. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring caves and battling zombies together. So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring married life on Reddit!

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HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

life lessons, straightforward advice, cold hard facts, hard truths, tough advice

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

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Dreamscape Realms 1.21.1

Help, building, Crafting, Challenges, Exploration

Bro, forget about Terraria, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got creepers that explode like fireworks and pigs that fly with wings made of bacon.

You’ll never be bored on our server because we have epic quests that involve fighting dragons with diamond swords and riding unicorns through rainbow portals.

Say goodbye to snoozefests and hello to non-stop excitement on our server. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds just waiting for you to find.

So ditch Terraria and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Charisma-less Love Chat Minecraft SMP

self improvement, Understanding, advice, counseling, charismaless

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no charisma for love and erp? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being rejected by /ntr/ or /flg/ again. Our community is full of players who are just as awkward and desperate for love as you are. So come on, join us and let’s all be awkward together in the most epic erp-filled adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server

phone etiquette, Minecraft, Communication, Interference, Parent

Are you tired of your mom’s new boyfriend trying to act like he’s the boss of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! No more random lectures on being graceful or interruptions during important phone conversations. On our server, you can build your own kingdom and reign supreme without any unwanted advice from meddling boyfriends. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners or passive-aggressive comments. So why wait? Join now and build your own virtual paradise where you can be the queen bee without any interference from mom’s new beau!

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CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

southern accent, southern charm, college, condescending, stress

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

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