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DigStraightDown

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FactuallyFiction Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	842	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is filled with crazy surprises and unexpected twists at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join in on the fun. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who give out life advice in exchange for wheat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

BlocktopiaEscape

Alone Time, art, balance, BlocktopiaEscape, Escape, everyday life, Exercise, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, stress relief, Therapy, travel, vacation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring routine in your life? Do you want to escape to a world where you can let your imagination run wild and build anything your heart desires? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Explore vast landscapes filled with mystical creatures and hidden treasures. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a giant statue of your pet chicken, Cluckington.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature said to possess the power of unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that those who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for a diamond-studded cake that grants you immortality. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyKillerz

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can murder people without getting caught!!! we have a secret underground society of assassins who will teach you the art of stealth killing while wearing a chicken suit.

we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

so come join us and unleash your inner psychopath in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created!

TrueKingAnarchy: Where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught hacking! No resets, just chaos!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1643	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended.

There are almost no plugins, using hacks/cheats is not permitted.

IP: 95.216.215.160

See you there!

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn.

Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on the server, it is a vanilla experience.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, using hacks or cheats is not permitted on TrueKingAnarchy.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, with surprise encounters and challenges at every turn.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on TrueKingAnarchy, so be prepared for battles and alliances.
Can I build massive projects on the server?	Absolutely! Whether you’re building alone or with allies, feel free to take on massive building projects on the server.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyBanter, cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, discrimination, Diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, Respect, Server, social media, trannies, Transgender, twitter

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	719	Mines Excavated:	3264
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon riding a unicycle while juggling TNT blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!