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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8843
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Dragon Eggs Found:	9317	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

Anime, battle, BEJITA, BLOCK, Crafty, Defeat, determination, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., family, Legacy, Pan, power, pride, REMATCH, Rivalry, Saiyan, Saiyans, Server, strength, Super, Vegeta, Victory

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	5740	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Mom’s Blocky Adventures

adult toys, Adventures, awkward, bathroom, blocky, discovery, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, hidden, Household, intimate items, moms, personal items, personal space, privacy, Secrets, Shocked, Surprise, toilet paper, Toys, unexpected

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	2549
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Meteorites Collected:	4

Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

TNTAA- Totally Awesome and Explosive Minecraft Adventures!

#workout, Adventures, Awesome, Benefits, Exercise, explosive, FITNESS, Good, gym, health, Improvement, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, nutrition, personal development, progress, Results, self-care, success, Tää, TNTAA, Totally, Training, well-being, wellness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	2007	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely of cheese! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been endorsed by a group of mystical wizards who swear that playing on our server will give you magical powers in real life.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Creeper Cologne Catastrophe

#mens grooming, catastrophe, Cologne, cologne addiction, cologne aficionados, cologne brands, cologne collection, cologne enthusiasts, cologne lovers, cologne obsession., cologne recommendations, creeper, designer fragrances, Fragrance, Grooming, hygiene, luxury scents, perfume, personal care, scent, self-care, unisex scents

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Emeralds Found:	1562	Void Armor Forged:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty gamers who haven’t seen the light of day in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who not only shower regularly but also smell like a field of daisies on a warm spring day.

Join us for the chance to trade virtual soap bars and compete in our annual fragrance competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy shaped like a giant bar of lavender soap. Our community is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a luxurious spa.

So come on, join us and experience the sweet scent of success on our server. Who knew that smelling nice could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Psycho Cop Chojo’s Crazy Craft Corner

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats. That’s right, you’ll be fending off hoards of stylish llamas while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he’s known to drop some explosive beats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on pigback.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, sorry for the late dump, new chapter is out!

Blocktopia: Where ‘life’ is just a respawn away!

90s, be my dad, blocktopia, Bravery, construction, DECEMBER, Engineer, grow up in communist Romania, hard life, height, italy, leadership, Life, love, Mining, respawn, revolution, secret police, security checks, teamwork, Train, work hours

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling journey of a miner like never before! Just like the player’s dad who worked hard in the mines of communist Romania, you too can mine your way to success in our server.

Embark on an adventure filled with intense mining challenges, secret police raids, and even overthrowing communist regimes in a bloody revolution! Work alongside Italian and Egyptian construction workers, but watch out for lazy coworkers who may try to slack off.

Become a master builder, engineer, and miner all in one as you navigate through the ups and downs of life in our server. And remember, just like the player’s dad, always stand up for what’s right and never back down from a challenge. Join us now and unleash your inner miner!

Blockheads Gone Wild

Blockheads, Wild

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mines Excavated:	3532	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then come join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of rainbow-colored creepers riding on flying pigs. But don’t worry, our friendly staff members are there to help you fend them off with diamond-plated water guns.

Once you’ve survived the initial onslaught, you can explore our custom-built world filled with giant floating donuts, talking animals, and secret dungeons where the loot is so epic, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and our infamous “TNT Party” where everyone blows up everything in sight for fun.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in making Minecraft as ridiculous and hilarious as possible. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

Pixel Punchers: The Ultimate Idol Smackdown

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Ores Mined:	1367
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of seeing everything clearly in Minecraft? Join our server where everything is a blur – it’s the Can’t See Shit Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like no other. It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss idol VTubers who play fighting games and beat em ups. Yes, you heard that right – idols and fighting games, what a combo!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you discuss fighting games and idols, but you can also request games if you have no friends (we’ve all been there). And if you’re looking for a chuuba who plays fightan, we’ve got a selection of seiso idols ready for you to check out.

And if you’re feeling lost in the world of fighting games, fear not! We have YouTube videos to help you git gud and an official guide to playing fightan (which will be updated, don’t worry).

But that’s not all – we have news updates, cute girls manga to read when you’ve lost your motivation, and even a tournament between streamers with confirmed chubas Karubi and Hinano. Plus, no discords, no names, no fighting – only idols and love allowed here.

So come join our Minecraft server where everything is a blur, but the fun is crystal clear! And remember, in this server, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the top spot among the idols.