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DigStraightDown

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MC flourished

Bedwars, Brazil, Brazilian culture, Brazilian server, casual games, Community, competitive games, diverse server, Factions, friendly players, game modes, international server, loyal players, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, Minigames, models, player challenges, revolutionizing Minecraft, Roleplay, Structures, Survival, Textures, Vanilla, Variety, visual appeal

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6551
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

– IP: floruitmc.com – Version: 1.20+ – Discord: https://discord.gg/YQUMbZPBqP – Website: https://floruitmc.com.br

The Floruit MC server promises to offer the best Minecraft experience both in Brazil and worldwide, with an impressive variety of textures, models, and game modes. Standing out for its base of friendly and loyal players, the server aims to provide a revolutionary experience, crafted with care to please everyone.

One of Floruit MC’s strengths is its diversification of Brazilian cultures, featuring a wide variety of structures inspired by the country, providing a familiar experience to players. Additionally, the server offers a wide range of minigames, from competitive games to more casual options, allowing players to challenge their friends and have fun to the fullest.

To ensure an even more incredible experience, Floruit MC meticulously cares for the details, offering a variety of models that make the gameplay visually pleasing. With so many features and a welcoming community, Floruit MC promises to be the ultimate Brazilian experience within the Minecraft universe.

floruitmc.com

Sapphire-World | Unique Anarchy Minecraft Server

administrators, Anarchy, Babes, cars, Donations, Free Donations, Minecraft, MONEY, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Sapphire-World, Server, Survival, Unique, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27

Our ANARCHO – server, one of the best servers among all anarchies! You will have everything! – MONEY, BABES, CARS, ADMINISTRATORS!

play.sapphire-world.ru

ConfusedCraft Minecraft Server

classic games, ConfusedCraft, console gaming, fanbase, FF remasters, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, inferior versions, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Popularity, re-releases, Remakes, remastered editions, RPG, Sales, Server, Square Enix, Successful, video games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old remastered versions of games when you can have this level of insanity?

CryptoScammerSMPBeautyPageant

Appearance, attractive, attractiveness, con artists, crypto scammers, cryptocurrency, CryptoScammerSMPBeautyPageant, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, fraudsters, KIND, long tail tags, Manipulation, online scams, scam, Trust, trustworthiness, Ugly

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8712	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being kind of attractive but not too attractive. Why, you ask? Well, our server is like a virtual dating show where we match players based on their pixelated looks. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pixelated fashion show you’ll ever see. We have players strutting their stuff in the latest diamond armor designs and showing off their best blocky poses. Who needs Paris Fashion Week when you have our Minecraft SMP?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground society of chicken worshippers. Yes, you read that right. These players have dedicated their Minecraft lives to building shrines and offering sacrifices to our feathered friends. It’s clucking crazy, but hey, it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So if you’re kind of attractive and looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find love, fame, or a new appreciation for chickens.

CheaterMIL NoBabysit Minecraft Server

Affair, Boundaries, CheaterMIL, Cheating, Confront, counseling, DAUGHTER, family betrayal, family dynamics, father in-law, Heart condition, intimate details, loyalty, Marriage, messy situation, Minecraft, mother-in-law, NoBabysit, Pregnancy, privacy, Protective, Server, Trust, visitation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join now for a chance to witness scandalous affairs, heart attacks, and family secrets unfold right before your very eyes!

Our server features a stepmom (52 F) who can’t seem to keep her hands off another man, even while her husband (60M) is on the brink of death. Watch as she sneaks around, sending naughty messages and taking secret golf trips with her lover, all while her poor husband is clueless.

But that’s not all – there’s also a daughter caught in the middle, with her innocent bath time photos being shared with strangers. Will she ever be safe from the chaos that surrounds her family?

Join our server now to witness all the juicy drama unfold, and maybe even help solve the mystery of who this mysterious lover really is. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AccentCraft: ClassistF***Brother

abandonment issues, class discrimination, classist, ClassistFBrotherp, communication styles, country accent, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, father daughter relationship, pAccentCraft, parenting, proper speech, rural community, Rural life, rural upbringing, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3621
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers!

Just like the OP’s brother, you can cheat on your old Minecraft server and start fresh with us. Leave behind the city life and embrace the rural countryside vibes of our server. Grow your own virtual food, build a community with your fellow players, and live off the land like a true Minecraft farmer.

But beware, just like the OP’s brother, there may be some family drama along the way. Join us for family dinners where you can argue with your virtual relatives about accents and proper speech. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the crazy adventures begin! Just remember, no classist behavior allowed – we’re all about equality and fun here. See you in the game!

VideoVibez: Fav MVs & Why? Minecraft SMP

artist, best, Choreography, cinematography, creativity, Director, emotions, FAV, Favorite, favourite, Impact, Minecraft, Music, music video, MVS, Performance, production, smp, song, storytelling, Top, Video, VideoVibez, Visuals, why

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	6035
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic place to be! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic music video reenactments you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” with a bunch of creepers? Or maybe you’re more into Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” with a bunch of dancing villagers? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft music video superstar!

PixelPuffPalace

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ores Mined:	8908
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Looking for a server that will blow your mind (but not your lungs)? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a smoke-free experience that will have you addicted in no time (to building, of course).

Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those nasty cigarettes. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, and if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So put down the pack and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be smoking is the competition. Join now for a breath of fresh air (literally, because there’s no smoke here)!

SeineSwimCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

TehranTakedownMC

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Night Skies:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and take out ur frustrations on virtual blocks instead of real life stuff. We got zombies, creepers, and even a secret level where u can battle a giant hamster boss named Fluffy. Plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u unlock the power to fly and shoot lasers from ur eyes. So come join da fun and let’s get blocky together!