advice that fails Minecraft Servers

advice that fails Minecraft Servers

  • DigStraightDown

    DigStraightDown
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 7090
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Votes: 5445 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

    So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Pandamonium: Where Pandas Run Wild, Updates Are Wacky, and Everyone is Welcome! 🐼🌈

    Pandamonium: Where Pandas Run Wild, Updates Are Wacky, and Everyone is Welcome! 🐼🌈
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 8015
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Pandamium Snapshot Server
    Type Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
    Updates Updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
    IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Version 1.21 Pre-Release 1 (Latest Pre-Release for 1.20.5 / 1.21)
    Discord Join our Discord
    Website Visit our website

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Pandamium? Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday).
    What new features can I expect to find on the server? You can experiment with crafters, Trial Chambers, the breeze, vaults, armadillos, wolf armor, wind charges, the bogged, the mace, 20 new paintings, 3 new music discs, and more.
    How big is the community on the server? The community has gotten smaller but still averages around 10 players online at any given time.
    Do you reset any parts of the server? The End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, but the overworld and nether are never reset.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: Chapter 33

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: Chapter 33
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7039
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Animals Bred: 190
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like Dead Tube, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and become a member of the Film Research Club where you can film all your crazy adventures in the virtual world.

    Just like Tomohiro Machiya, you’ll be confronted by attractive swim team members asking you to film them nonstop for two days straight. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on our server. Witness terrible events, get involved in deadly games, and face punishments for failing contests. It’s a rollercoaster of excitement and danger!

    Chapter 32 of our server is waiting for you to join in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Come be a part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

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  • UkraineWarMinecraftServer: 600Deaths

    UkraineWarMinecraftServer: 600Deaths
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 7482
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4806 Zombie Dances: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its craziness? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes those statistics look like child’s play (pun intended). With more explosions than a war zone and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and see just how weird things can get in the world of blocky adventures!

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  • The Dyson Vacuum Server: Modded Edition with a Super Secret Guest List

    The Dyson Vacuum Server: Modded Edition with a Super Secret Guest List
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8304
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Crops Grown: 8866 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2649 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version Minecraft 1.20.1
    Modpack The Dyson Sphere
    Difficulty Mild
    RAM Recommendation 6GB minimum

    Join Us!

    If you’re interested in joining our server, visit https://discord.gg/spheremc to make a quick ticket on Discord.

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is The Dyson Sphere modpack?

    Q: Why is this a whitelist-only community?

    A: We have a whitelist to maintain a friendly and engaging environment for our members.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit https://discord.gg/spheremc to make a quick ticket on Discord and join our server.

    Q: What is the server uptime guarantee?

    A: SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

    Q: Is this server suitable for all players?

    A: Yes, Sphere is ideal for a wide range of players, from casual gamers to dedicated Minecraft enthusiasts.

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  • NaziLiberalsMinecraft

    NaziLiberalsMinecraft
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3593
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

    Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up breakdancing as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ!

    So why do liberal atheists support nazis? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few exploding TNT blocks).

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  • MineCraftMania – Epic Server

    MineCraftMania – Epic Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8385
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can beat Italians to death with hammers? Look no further! Our server is filled with former Tsunderia members like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. But that’s not all, we also have Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox, stinky succubus, stinky ghost wolf – you name it! Join us and meet Ember Amane, the beloved tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite, and Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive recovering from menhera.

    And let’s not forget about Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. Or Orla Gan Ceann, the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in. Need some music in your life? Meet Tetsuya Kazune, the insomniac head popper and music dork, and Chikafuji Lisa, the giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience.

    Join our server and witness the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser, Tsurugi Nen, in action. And don’t miss out on Amiya Aranha, the itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag. Oh, and let’s not forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the bane of Tsunderia and savior of /tsunX/.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Maria Paradisia, the spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin. And if you’re into tall, handsome, and rich chad kings, Juri Shima is here to sweep you off your feet.

    Join our Minecraft server and become friends with Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, and Phase Connect. And don’t forget about Chisaka Airi, Phase ALiAS, and Phase Invaders – they’re all waiting for you to join the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy characters, outrageous adventures, and hammer-wielding madness!

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  • Multinetwork

    Multinetwork
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 9884
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1128 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 9413 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Multinetwork – Your Minecraft Oasis! Ultimate Gaming: Bedwars, Skywars, The Bridge (1.8.9 to 1.20.2) Enchanting Lobby: Skyblock, OneBlock, Parkour, TNT Run, and more Lifesteal Adventure: Team up, conquer challenges Survival Oasis: Build, trade, take on jobs PvP Battles: FFA arenas, CPvP, duels Join Multinetwork for the Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

    mumbai-india-01.blued.host:25632

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  • PubsLifesteal

    PubsLifesteal
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5124
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    A public lifesteal based of off the one created by parrot himself. There are plenty of things to do and try, and even make new friends! Come check us out!

    publifestealsmp.mcs.cool

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  • Surviving Coffee SMP – Vanilla Beans Only

    Surviving Coffee SMP – Vanilla Beans Only
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 6983
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Farms Harvested: 121 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    I am making a genuine SMP for players to play on. You must fill out a form to enter a private discord. There is nothing extra about it, just a better survival experience. If I think your application looks good, I will invite you to the server. It starts soon, so be quick.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the form provided in the description and wait for an invitation to the private discord.
    What is the server focused on? The server aims to provide a better survival experience for players.
    When does the server start? The server starts soon, so it’s recommended to fill out the form quickly.

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