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  • SelfCheckoutSquadCraft

    SelfCheckoutSquadCraft

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    Welcome to the Chaos Cart: Grocery Store Odyssey

    Dive straight into a dystopian shopping experience where grocery carts hold the secrets of the universe and self-checkouts reveal the true nature of reality! Join us in the Chaos Cart, a Minecraft server dedicated to exploring the absurdities of social interactions through the lens of pixelated madness.


    Introduction: The Checkout Paradox

    In a world where every scan matters and every transaction is a stepping stone to cosmic enlightenment, decide for yourself: was it rude to cut the line? In this twisted realm, social norms are as flimsy as a paper receipt. You may feel the oppressive gaze of lurking spectators whose judgment can shatter dimensions! The checkout aisle is a battleground for the socially anxious and a hideout for those brave enough to buck the system. Will you challenge the universe’s balance or submit to the tyrannical order of grocery etiquette?


    Server Features: A Surreal Shopping Experience

    Feature Description
    Self-Checkout of Doom Navigate an ever-chaotic self-checkout experience where items randomly multiply! Beware of the cursed avocados!
    Social Anxiety Simulator Participate in quests that amplify your in-game social awkwardness; perform pickups and checkouts under immense pressure!
    The Rude-O-Meter Measure your rudeness levels against community standards—can you keep them in check?
    Cosmic Cart Battles Engage in chaotic PvP battles where victory is determined by who can load their cart the fastest!
    Inventory Backlash Mismanage your groceries and face the wrath of dimensional anomalies—good luck with that!

    Conspiracy Corner: The Cart Wars

    Rumor has it the Cart Wars are not just a playful skirmish! They are a cover-up by intergalactic grocery entities trying to maintain control over the pricing of essential goods. Why did bread prices rise overnight? The Illuminati of the Grocery Aisle has an explanation, but it involves redaction.

    WARNING: This server may lead to existential crises and impromptu philosophical debates in the snack aisle. Beware of the Great Grocery Ghosts—champions of checkout queues!


    Player Testimonials: Contradictory Nonsense

    “I entered for the carts but was welcomed by an army of sentient bananas. Rude? No! Just delightfully chaotic!” — BraveBagger23

    “My boyfriend still insists we stand one inch apart. This server made our checkout nightmares a bonding experience!” — CartSurfer99


    FAQ: The Enigmatic Answers You Didn’t Need

      • Is there an easy way to avoid confrontation?

        Contact often leads to confrontation by default. Embrace it!

      • Why are there shopping carts flying across the map?

        This is simply the essence of freedom in the grocery cosmos!

      • Can we actually find explanations for this madness?

        Perhaps! But only if you dare to dig through layers of unreason!


    Secret Features: What They Don’t Want You to Know

      • The Hidden Cart Altar: Offers blessings to those who pay homage to the spirits of expired coupons and forgotten loyalty cards.
      • Grocery Angler: An NPC who trades stolen shopping carts for powerful items…or just a good laugh!
      • Infinite Checkout Lines: A secret dimension where time stands still, and social etiquette ceases to exist!

    Join Us: The Cult of Grocery Warriors

    The Chaos Cart is not just a server; it’s a way of life. Will you obey the oppressive forces that dictate your checkout experience, or will you forge your own path through the madness? Step into our world where every block tells a story, every fruit may hold a truth, and every cart may just unlock the door to an alternate universe.

    Beware: Once you enter, there’s no telling if you’ll come out the same—or if you’ll want to. Join now… if you dare! 🛒✨

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  • DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

    DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Jeff’s Sordid Server of Surreal Minecraft Chaos!

    Join us in a realm where reality bends and relationships fracture like the pixels beneath our feet! Beware, your adventure may lead to perilous depths of emotional crisis or rabidly absurd love triangles. Because really, who needs stability when you can have drama?


    The Flickering Reality of Jeff’s Love Life

    Here lies a server drenched in mistakes, misunderstandings, and matrimonial mayhem! Each block you place is echoing the unnerving whispers of confused hearts—where players are more than mere characters; they are battling avatars entwined in an epic saga of love gone horribly wrong.

    “This is where pixels turn into passion and betrayal, and I can’t figure out which is which!” – A Confused Player


    Server Features: An Evolving Compendium of Chaos

    Feature Description
    Matrimonial Meltdown Experience the sweet scent of betrayal. Every player’s past will haunt their blocks!
    Enchanted DMs (Direct Messages) Send messages infused with chaotic energy! Beware—responses may lead to existential dread or wild declarations of love!
    The Blocked Dimension If you’re tired of drama, this realm is for you! Like being blocked, you’ll find yourself unable to escape the emotional labyrinth!
    Scornful NPCs Talk to computer-generated characters who will share their unsolicited opinions on your love life!
    Divorce Mines Mine for resources but also for jewels of advice about leaving a partners. Highest fortune if you find the diamond ring of betrayal!

    Heed These Warnings!

      • Vague Omens: Each dawn may bring new betrayals, and trust issues are lurking around every pixelated corner.

      • NPC Conspiracies Strengthened: You’ll find rumors of Jeff—that elusive and mysterious player—shrouded in marital mystery and dramatic tweets. Did the community ban him for being too relatable? Only the blocks know!

    Testimonials from the Twisted Souls Among Us

    “Jeff? That man is a mythological creature haunting my single-player world!” – LonelyCrafter48

    “I thought joining would be like dating in the real world but somehow a lot more chaotic and absurd.” – LovableLoser42


    Secret Features You Didn’t Even Know You Needed!

      • Marriage Fables: Spin tales about couples breaking up as you build—each block resonates with forgotten promises and shattered dreams!

      • Cubed Chaos: Want to marry a pig? Sure! Maybe they won’t cheat on you like Jeff.

      • Commitment Phobia Towers: A towering monument dedicated to the fear of commitment! Climb, but beware of falling relationships!

    Do Join the Madness, if You Dare!

    Join “Jeff’s Sordid Server” and entangle yourself in this fever dream of betrayal, absurd coupling, and chaotic block placement! Embrace the ridiculousness of romantic entanglements where chaos reigns supreme! Be the hero—or the villain, or perhaps just another confused soul lost in the dimensions of Minecraft romance gone awry!

    Dare to hit the join button? The blocks beckon! Will you become part of the love story, or will you merely be another ghost behind the screen?

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  • FTB Sky Odyssey

    FTB Sky Odyssey

    New Minecraft Servers

    NZMinecraft brings you FTB Sky Odyssey Free to play!

    We have a Discord server to go along with it all: discord.gg/AQyyt6b

    Dual x5690 Xeon processors 128gb DDR3 memory Fibre connection @ 100MB/s

    nzminecraft.com:25566

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  • Boxpvm

    Boxpvm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: Boxpvm.aternos.me

    Boxpvm.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Carbon Cove

    Carbon Cove

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a small start up server. Survival with just a few plugins that enhance the experience. We hope you have fun and enjoy yourself. Server is now 1.7-1.13.2 compatible.

    CarbonCove.cubed.pro

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  • Lithium

    Lithium

    New Minecraft Servers

    NEW SERVER – LOOKING FOR STAFF

    DEVELOPERS – BUILDERS – ADMINS – HELPERS

    MUST HAVE DISCORD

    https://discord.gg/gWF9NUm

    GL SEEYA THERE

    RUNNING 12.2

    149.56.78.209:25596

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  • Titanic lifesteal

    Titanic lifesteal

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: titaniclifesteal.aternos.me:16568

    titaniclifesteal.aternos.me:16568

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  • Laodicea

    Laodicea

    New Minecraft Servers

    Apply for whitelist on the website forums!

    Survival, semi-vanilla, and in the future hopefully, an economy. Griefing protection using factions but NO pvp.

    209.182.111.11

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  • Toadcraft

    Toadcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    TOADCRAFT: A Server with Great Staff And Many Gamemodes: *Minetopia *Toadpvp *skywars *factions *Hide and Seek *Prison(ROLEPLAY) *Skyblock

    play.toadcraft.net

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  • Aetheriacraft

    Aetheriacraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to aetheriacraft survival network

    play.aetheriacraft.com

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  • RelaxedGamingMC

    RelaxedGamingMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join RelaxedGaming for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

    SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 8/20/2016!!

    === Servers Hosted === Survival> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes (Open) Creative> PlotSquared, trails, different sized plots (planned) Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat (planned) Minigames> pvp, SG, SkyWars, PropHunt (planned) SkyBlock> Uskyblock, lag free, different ranks (planned)

    WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

    play.rgmc.us

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  • MatrixMC

    MatrixMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MatrixMC our server is in beta! join and have fun! ===Gamemodes=== – Factions server – Skyblock server

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/PYJ9dYV

    198.50.158.171:25663

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