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BadAdviceMinecraftSMP

advice missteps, advice mishaps, advice slip-ups, advice pitfalls, advice to avoid

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun, bro. We got like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like, super buff and ready to take you down. But don’t worry, we got this one dude who’s like, a pro at killing them. He’s got this secret weapon called the “Carrot of Doom” and it’s like, unstoppable.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, and if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a magical chicken. And rumor has it that one of the wishes is unlimited pizza for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have this one guy who’s always building giant statues of himself everywhere. It’s kinda weird, but hey, it adds to the charm, right? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, bro. Join now!

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CreeperAdvice: Don’t worry, they’re friendly!

advice pitfalls, piece of advice, advice mistakes, common advice, advice falsehoods

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our infamous lava parkour challenge where the floor is literally lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato. It’s a spud-tacular adventure you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

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DigStraightDown

advice that falls short, advice misconceptions, advice that fails, advice that backfires, popular advice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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JavelinSyncCraft

javelin throwing, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, diving, Precision

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

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InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Sizzle Season, Splatfest, grand festival, patch notes, booru

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

attractive, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, fucked up, middle school, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

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BroBroRageCraft

Boundaries, progress, Guilt, regret, video games

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

witty cat names, smp, comical cat names, funny cat names, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

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PixelNostalgia

Chat Rooms, internet culture, myspace, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

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CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

protest, Exile, Dictatorship, Politics, Hiding

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

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