Advice Myths MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BadAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun, bro. We got like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like, super buff and ready to take you down. But don’t worry, we got this one dude who’s like, a pro at killing them. He’s got this secret weapon called the “Carrot of Doom” and it’s like, unstoppable.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, and if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a magical chicken. And rumor has it that one of the wishes is unlimited pizza for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have this one guy who’s always building giant statues of himself everywhere. It’s kinda weird, but hey, it adds to the charm, right? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, bro. Join now!

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CreeperAdvice: Don’t worry, they’re friendly!

advice drawbacks, Friendly, advice mistakes, terrible advice, bad advice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our infamous lava parkour challenge where the floor is literally lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato. It’s a spud-tacular adventure you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

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DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Lost in the Mystmoor – where survival means dodging PVP and griefers, all while navigating land claims and anti-cheat measures!

Website, Land, Anticheat, measures, Mystmoor

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Overview:

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP, you need to apply for whitelist on our website. After being approved, you will receive the server IP to connect.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strong measures against cheating and grief on our server. Any instances of griefing will result in immediate consequences.

Q: Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

A: No, we are a vanilla server with no mods or cheats allowed. Anyone caught using unauthorized mods or cheats will be banned.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but please keep in mind that we expect all members to behave respectfully and follow the server rules.

Touch My Blocks Minecraft Server

erotic thoughts, FANTASY, solo pleasure, Sensuality, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage self-love in the most literal sense! That’s right, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in-game and having a blast doing it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Build a giant statue of yourself touching yourself, create a rollercoaster that simulates the feeling of self-touching, or embark on a quest to find the legendary “Self-Love Diamond” hidden deep within the world.

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in more ways than one!

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BlockbusterFlicks Minecraft Server

movie lovers, BlockBusterFlicks, movie genre, movie recommendations, Movie analysis

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with endless sequels! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, epic treasure hunts, and unexpected plot twists around every corner. Who needs popcorn when you have a diamond sword in hand? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server!

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Grandparent’sGamerHaven

Loss, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, GrandparentsGamerHaven, Grief

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! Need a break from family drama and arguments? Join our server and leave all that behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends!

Our server is so awesome, even a grieving stepson would choose to live with us over his grandparents! That’s right, our server is so amazing that even in the midst of family turmoil, you’ll want to log on and forget all your troubles. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build a castle, mine for diamonds, and hang out with fellow players who understand the need for a little virtual escapism. Don’t let family drama get you down – join our server and let the fun begin!

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SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

space trivia, celestial bodies, Minecraft, space exploration, extraterrestrial life

Do you know what’s even more interesting than space? Our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be exploring galaxies and building space stations in no time. Rumor has it, we have a secret portal that leads to a planet made entirely of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of alien creepers who love to dance to disco music. So why waste your time staring at the stars when you could be crafting your own cosmic adventures with us? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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NostalgicCraft

playground adventures, imagination, Friends, favorite toys, simpler times

Remember the good old days when you used to spend hours playing Minecraft and building epic structures with your friends? Well, guess what? Our server is here to bring back those nostalgic memories and make them even better!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours! Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic horned horse?

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host daily building competitions where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day. Imagine swooping down from the clouds and breathing fire on your enemies – talk about a power trip!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HungaryCraft EU Summit Boycott

diplomatic relations, Politics, diplomatic summit, summit, EU

so, like, you know how Hungary is all like “we do what we want” and the EU is all like “no, you can’t do that”? well, that’s the drama going down in this server! join us for some wild foreign affairs shenanigans and see if you can navigate the crazy politics of this virtual world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned players – shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drama!

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