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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Tears

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1064
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2552	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	452	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Mines Excavated:	2599	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Votes:	1273	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4498
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	1154
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Night Skies:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3635	Players Killed by Monsters:	291
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Magic Items Found:	1893

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.