Advice Mistakes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BadAdviceMinecraftSMP

worst advice, misguided advice, advice blunders, terrible advice, advice missteps

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun, bro. We got like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like, super buff and ready to take you down. But don’t worry, we got this one dude who’s like, a pro at killing them. He’s got this secret weapon called the “Carrot of Doom” and it’s like, unstoppable.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, and if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a magical chicken. And rumor has it that one of the wishes is unlimited pizza for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have this one guy who’s always building giant statues of himself everywhere. It’s kinda weird, but hey, it adds to the charm, right? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, bro. Join now!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CreeperAdvice: Don’t worry, they’re friendly!

advice pitfalls, common advice, dont, terrible advice, universally accepted

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our infamous lava parkour challenge where the floor is literally lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato. It’s a spud-tacular adventure you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

following bad advice, poor guidance, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, worst advice, regretful choices

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BlackSwan40K SMP

long term bullish, black as fuck, massive selling, BlackSwan40K, swan shape

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NephewNightsMC

alcohol consumption, alcohol, Family Values, gentle parents, family rules

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

careless mistake, dumb mistake, ScarCraft, scar anecdote, silly injury

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BlockBlast Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Hamas, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, assassinations

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Losses, Army, MOUNT, Conflict, strategy

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

researchers, Development, neurodevelopmental disorders, prenatal factors, Link

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Norwegian Survival

PvP, Creative, KitPvP, Survival, Skyblock

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP