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TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magic Items Found:	6971	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyWisdom: Don’t dig straight down!

Advice for younger self, BlockyWisdom, Dig, dont, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life lessons, looking back, past experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Straight.., wisdom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns that poop diamonds, dragons that shoot rainbows, and creepers that explode into confetti!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even build a house out of marshmallows! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a magical land where all your wildest dreams come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous of the crazy fun you’re having here!

BlockyWisdom: Don’t dig straight down!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6263	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about telling your 18-year-old self anything because you’ll be too busy building a time machine out of blocks! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. So come join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will make your 18-year-old self jealous!

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
New Chunks Explored:	470959	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

CraftySocialCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

1.18.2, agriculture, Architecture, botania, Chill, Community, Construct, Crumbcraft, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Forge, Fun, java, Join, Lore, Modded, Mods, mystical, Origins, Server, sprinkle, Support, tinker, Wacky, Wild, wonky

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Votes:	7606
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Towns Built:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	135
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Auntie’s Minecraft Madness

adhd, Aunties, big changes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stability, extended family, family dynamics, Friends, Grief, grief process, Guilt, job stability, madness, mental health, Minecraft, Moving, nuclear family stability, panic disorder, Resentment, Routine, social-emotional struggles, Support

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9256	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some epic family drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!

BlockyBizarreMoments

Astonishing, bewildering, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreMoments, crazy, eXtraordinary, Life, Mind Blowing, moment, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Villages Defended:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Towns Built:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments like that on our server!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots. Trust us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover a portal to a dimension where gravity is reversed and you can build your dream house floating in the sky!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown on a daily basis!

MissileTruckVillageHideout

aerial footage, camouflaged, Concealed, Conflict, covert operation, Defense, footage, hidden, idf, intelligence, Israel Defense Forces, Lebanese village, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile truck, MissileTruckVillageHideout, SECURITY, Surveillance, village home, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Villages Defended:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

lol so like, this server is like a hidden missile truck in a village home but like in Minecraft, u know? it’s like so crazy, u gotta join to see it for urself. like, imagine u find this secret base and u can launch missiles at ur enemies, it’s like the ultimate power move. join now to uncover the mysteries of this epic server, it’s gonna blow ur mind (literally)!