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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3433 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2268 | Crops Grown: | 4186 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
