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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6382 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 88 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!