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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 342 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
