I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

advertisements, Contribution, Dedication, Digital Marketing, Effort, facebook, Impact, main page, Minecraft, ONLINE, pennies, pro bono, Revenue, script, Scrolling, Server, social media, Technology, time consuming, useful, useless, valuable, work

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crops Grown:	5010
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

BlockBusterPornHubCraft

adult content, advertisements, advertising strategies, BlockBusterPornHubCraft, brand partnerships, controversial marketing, controversial sponsorships, Digital Media, explicit content, games, gaming industry, Marketing, media ethics, monetization, online content, porn video, promotional videos, sponsored content, sponsored videos, sponsors, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mines Excavated:	4353	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ores Mined:	5494
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Emeralds Found:	2568	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	71
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	269	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Farms Harvested:	615

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Votes:	7061	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Star Shards Collected:	116	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ores Mined:	7213

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	4375
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Adult, Alliance, Chaos, Classes, classic, Community, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, Friends, laughs, longtime, Minecraft, MONEY, Mythic Dungeons, ONLINE, Playground, power, PvP, Quests, RPG, RPG Features, rules, silly, Survival, Territories, VOICE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3007
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

digital content, Digital Media, Epic, forbidden fruit, gfe, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online interaction, online presence, Server, Successful, Technology, virtual companionship, virtual connections, virtual experience, virtual influencers, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtubers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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