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PirateTVPricesSuck
Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey! -
I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all! -
BlockBusterPornHubCraft
HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!
SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!
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SmellCraft: AITA Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.
And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.
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FrenchieFrontiers
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this super cool Minecraft server where all the Frenchies left their forms and joined this epic group called the ‘Popular Front’ to battle against the far right. but, like, instead of fighting with words and stuff, they battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft! join this server if you want to be part of the most intense political showdown ever seen in the Minecraft universe. plus, there’s like, free baguettes for all players and a secret underground bunker filled with croissants. you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust me! -
Time Traveling Blocks
lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can do backflips and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. u can ride on a flying llama and battle giant creepers dat shoot rainbows out their butts. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, our spawn point is a giant disco ball dat plays dubstep music 24/7. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life, u wont regret it! -
Java & Bedrock LiveAndBuild.Net | Survival Server
CROSS PLATFORM! Both Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition can join!Welcome to LiveAndBuild.Net… Completely based around the community, using user feedback we believe we have crafted one of the best survival Minecraft servers on the planet. With over 8 years experience running game servers you can have trust in us to provide fair, equal, and balanced game play. Whether you like to PvP, or just build in peace we offer the tools to do this.
What are you waiting for? Join MC.LIVEANDBUILD.NET today!
mc.liveandbuild.net
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Magic Dungeons and Towny, oh my! Journey through Realmportal for a wild adventure with custom items and creatures! Version 1.20.4
Minecraft Server A mesmerizing take on RPGMMO Towny Survival experience with fancy custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more flavorful content! FAQ
Question Answer What is Realmportal? Realmportal is a Minecraft server that offers an immersive RPGMMO Towny Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic, and more. How many classes are available? There are several classes to choose from, each with various skills and abilities for players to explore and level up RPG style. Are there dungeons in Realmportal? Yes, players can descend into massive and intricate dungeons, where they can battle exciting mobs, solve puzzles, and discover exclusive loot and gear. Can players fly on dragons in the open-world wilderness? Yes, players can take to the skies on dragons and explore colourful new biomes, build towns, and engage in an economy with player shops, auctions, factories, and farms. Is griefing and stealing allowed in Realmportal? No, griefing and stealing are forbidden in Realmportal, and players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims and container locks. Is Realmportal free to play? Yes, Realmportal is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements. Players can enjoy the server’s immersive content without any additional costs. How can I join Realmportal? You can join Realmportal by visiting the server’s website at realmportalmc.xyz and immersing yourself in the captivating RPGMMO Towny Survival experience. -
FalcomCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are jealous. We’ve got more mods, saves, and pre-patched translations than you can shake a diamond sword at.Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own epic structures, explore new lands, and conquer the Nether like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got leaks of Ys vs Trails in the Sky: Alternate Saga port/localization in development. That’s right, you can battle it out in the skies with your favorite characters from both series.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s craft some epic memories together. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine is a regular player.