Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life isn’t fair but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles! We believe in tough love and telling it like it is.
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!
Are you tired of losing to Riggal Pendrid at the start of every Minecraft season? Well, fear not, because on our server, Riggal Pendrid doesn’t even exist! That’s right, no more crushing defeats at the hands of a fictional character.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Chicken Overlord, who is hellbent on turning all the pigs into bacon. Or team up with the mystical Llama Wizards to harness the power of rainbow farts to build the most epic castle in all the land.
But beware, the legendary streak you’ve been dreaming of might just be shattered by a mischievous group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down in the middle of your epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Riggal Pendrid when you have rainbow-farting llamas and dancing creepers to keep you entertained?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣
Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where even the bravest Indian warriors tremble in fear! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some mind-blowing reasons:
1. Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. That’s right, we’ve got mobs running for cover!
2. The loot on this server is so legendary that even Herobrine himself is jealous. You’ll find diamonds for days!
3. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. A family that fights off creepers together and laughs together.
4. The PvP battles on this server are so intense, they’ve been known to break space-time continuum. You’ll be battling in dimensions you never knew existed!
5. And last but not least, our server events are so insane that they’ve been known to cause players to question their own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you’re having this much fun?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the unbelievable adventures that await on our server. Just be prepared to face your fears…if you dare!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of chickens armed with pickaxes start chasing you! Or how about the time when a creeper decided to open up a bakery and started selling exploding cakes?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring some extra armor just in case those pickaxe-wielding chickens come back for round two.
Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of chickens armed with diamond swords and a horde of angry villagers riding on the backs of llamas.
Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been trained to breakdance on command.
If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back from the insanity!
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!
One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!
Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!
Survival ARGMC | Active staff | Active Discord | Active Forum – With more than 16 daily activities day by day. – Also compatible with MC BedRock ip: mc.argmc.net default port 25565
This server is only run with data packs and paper spigot to manage lag. Half of the world is an SMP and the other half is Anarchy. Do not complain if you are not allowed to join the smp section. We have that to protect people that we know from randoms.
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Dedicated server for the entire public who wants to have fun in our modalities and have a good time playing with their friends on our server. Features Survival Custom, BedWars and more
This is a new server made from scratch. The theme, as you already know, is Anarchy! This server contains Clans, Shops, Auctions and private blocks. On this server you will be able to grief players and steal resources and there will be no lags (Of course, if they don’t doss). This server is perfect for all players! The prices are also cheap here. Well, I’ll try to recruit normal people for the server!
MegaBuild.de is a Minecraft network that links the MCBE and MCJava versions and combines them on one network. Together with your friends or alone, you can use the entire network to its full extent for free. Both ranks and everything else are paid for with in-game money that you can earn on the network. We are also constantly working on further new updates to permanently expand the gaming experience.