Welcome, brave soul! Here in JumbledCraft, reality is just a suggestion, a flickering light bulb in a potato sack! Prepare to embark on a journey unlike any other, or perhaps the same as every other, who can really tell anymore? Join us as we unravel the very fabric of existence with utterly unmatched madness. Is it the *greatest* or the *worst* server in the realm of Minecraft? You decide, if you still remember how to decide!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Gravel | Gather endless gravels that morph into sentient beings who only speak in riddles! |
| Fishy Teleportation | Teleport to anywhere or anyWHEN! Warning: fish may invade your dreams. |
| Disappearing Sun | The sun will occasionally vanish, leaving only existential dread as your light source. Stay calm! |
| Melon Surprise | Every melon you eat could be a portal to quantum reality – or a regular melon. No way to know! |
| Nonexistent Dimensions | Travel through ‘dimensions’ that exist solely in the flip side of your sandwich! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just close your eyes, spin around 27 times, and whisper your deepest secrets to a piece of obsidian. Easy!
Q: What are the rules of the server? A: There are no rules, but remember to always obey the glowing purple sandwich that watches from afar. Trust it!
Q: Can I bring friends? A: Friends, enemies, jellybeans—it’s all a mushy whirlpool of connection. But beware of the fish.
“I walked through the trees and suddenly became a mushroom.” – Unknown “I don’t even know where I am, but it feels familiar!” – Anonymous “Reality is an illusion, but pizza is forever.” – Mysterious Voyager
Welcome, brave soul, to a dimension where blocks are alive, and reality is an illusion crafted by cryptic llamas! If you’ve ever wondered whether Minecraft can bend your mind, then you have stumbled upon the Holy Grail of server revelations, or a portal to insanity! Come witness the greatest or absolute worst server experience known to humankind—join us, before your sanity escapes into the pixelated abyss!
| Feature | Caution Level |
|---|---|
| Infinite Void of Feelings | ☠️ Extreme |
| Swimming in Lava—Now with Extra Burn! | 🧊 Mildly Refreshing |
| Secret Rainbow Dimension of Unending Homework | 🌀 Mind-Bending |
| Sheep that Tell Your Future | 🐑 Unreliable |
| Endless Hunger Games with Non-Existent Rules | 🚨 Chaos Level 9000 |
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server?
A: It’s the alpha version of your soul, where every block mined exposes your true essence. What does version matter when time is but a construct upheld by the insane?
Q: Are there any mods installed?
A: Mods? Who needs mods when you can have existential dread taking up space in your inventory? Reflections on life’s purpose are downloadable, for a price!
Q: Can I meet friends on this server?
A: Friends are just illusions, kindled by the warmth of a digital campfire! Or are they? Sometimes, you have to embrace the void alone…with the llamas.
“Guys… we’re streaming” — A cry for help?
“When the moon whispers secrets, do you listen or become a potato?” — Clearly sound advice.
“I tasted the blocks and they tasted back.” — Wisdom from a wandering entity?
“The flowers are watching, they know too much!” — Trust no decoration!
Ever felt like your life is a lie? Well, guess what! Our Minecraft server is the ULTIMATE truth—it’s the MONSTER under your bed, the ghost in the machine, the GREEN GOBLIN who *definitely* just stole your sanity! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? Join now, or do you love your current existence? That can’t be right!
| Insane Feature | Definition |
|---|---|
| Time Traveling Blocks | Every block you place sends you 2 hours into the future, and 5 minutes into the past. BEWARE OF DEJA VU! |
| Mutation Events | Every 3rd player who logs in turns into a pumpkin. Yes, this is absolutely a feature. No, you cannot plant yourself. |
| Infinite Mobs | Mobs multiply by your dark thoughts. If too many appear, you must sacrifice a sock to the void. |
| Redstone Teleportation | Every time you connect two redstone dust, you will teleport… but only your left foot. |
| Cursed Inventory | All items in your inventory actually belong to your neighbor, whom you have never met. They can steal back at any time! |
IP addresses are just numbers, and numbers are merely a figment of your imagination. Is there even a server? Do you exist? Who is asking?
Joining is easy! Just find a crystal in the depths of your mind and chant “The Void welcomes me!” But be advised, the Void may not appreciate unsolicited arrivals.
Rules? HAH! Rules are for the weak! But if you hear whispers in your headset, they may have suggestions on what you shouldn’t do… Or should!
“Sex with Indonesian women can heal your broken pixel hearts.”
“Reality doesn’t exist, friend. Don’t go outside!”
“If you touch the clouds, they will whisper your secrets back to you.”
“The moon is full, and so is your impending doom.”
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server. |
| Are there world resets? | No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding date. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server. |
| Are there any quality of life changes on the server? | Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads by killing players and stopping phantoms from spawning by eating a cookie. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla Minecraft experience. |
Welcome, brave soul! Have you ever felt the universe tethered by a flimsy string of logic? Well, un-tether yourself and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server, heralded as the greatest* (*or the worst, they say—what’s worse than the worst?!) server you’ll ever join! Here, the blocks shift when you turn away and time is just an illusion locked inside a cactus. Forget everything you know! Or don’t. Who even knows?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Invisible Creepers | Why waste time finding creepers when they can find YOU! Just like love, they are always there in the shadows, waiting. |
| Time-Traveling Crafting Tables | Craft your potions yesterday but use them tomorrow! Perfect for getting lost in the multiverse of despair. |
| The Great Diamond Conspiracy | Diamonds are secretly made of broccoli. Mine them and discover the taste of betrayal! |
| Endless Nausea Mode | Breathe! In this mode, everything spins forever—kind of like your sanity. Dare to join? |
| Welcome Committee of Llamas | Ever been judged by a llama wearing a beret? Now’s your chance! |
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server?
A: The version that exists only in the whispering winds, possibly crafted by dimensional llamas guiding your fateful steps towards enlightenment… or just a lullaby.
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Friends are just mirrors that reflect your deepest fears—use them or lose them. Who needs friends when paranoia is the ultimate companion?
Q: Is this server community friendly?
A: Community? More like a hive-mind of echolocation and spaghetti thoughts. Are you ready to be uplifted by your own existential dread?
“Why are there so many asian girls with black guys?”
“In a world where cow farts power the economy, nothing makes sense anymore.”
“I remember the day my socks played chess with the fridge. It was glorious!”
In a world where friendships burn brighter than the sun yet flicker like a dying flame, we invite you to step aboard the chaotic chariot known as ChaosCraft. Strap in, for the rollercoaster of reality and pixelated absurdity awaits, blending the mundane with the majestic, the serious with the surreal!
Why are we here? Legend has it that amidst the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, a tragic tale unfolded. Two friends, bound by loyalty and the fumes of gasoline, now teeter on the brink of merciless betrayal! Join us in our quest to navigate these treacherous friendships that exist on a knife’s edge. Will you assist in settling the age-old dispute over thirty dollars, or will you choose the path of darkness and deception?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Money Grab Mechanics | Players can lend or borrow “friendship tokens” for gas! |
| Gaslight Mode | Turn friends against each other with sinister gas prices! |
| Betrayal Points | Earn points for every friend you convince to stop talking! |
| Dynamic Vehicle Economy | Save for your own minecart or karate chop your way to freedom! |
| The Best Friend Experience | Drive others mad with your secrets yet share nothing of your own! |
“I asked for a ride once and they drove me straight into a lava pit. Worth every penny.” – NotAMostLoyalFriend42
“$30? I could have bought a block of diamond instead. Life decisions!” – SlightlyConfusedAndBroke16
Q: Why did you name this server ChaosCraft? A: Because “Friendship Fallacies” didn’t have the same ring!
Q: What if I don’t have any friends? A: Join us in our quest to steal friends from others!
Join us, brave adventurer! Embrace the unpredictable nature of friendships entwined around the fuel of life. But beware—this isn’t just another block-building adventure; it’s a treacherous landscape of alliances forged in flames and secrets concealed in shadows. Enter at your own risk, and remember: every gaslight could lead to outright betrayal!
Push the boundaries of your sanity. Feel the absurd pull of gas prices. Become what you were meant to be—either a friend or a foe, the choice is yours as the saga of ChaosCraft unfurls! ✨
🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever stumbled upon! 🌟
Have you ever had that moment where you suddenly realized your dad was the ultimate badass? Well, on this server, you’ll experience that same jaw-dropping awe—but in block form! Here’s why you NEED to hop on this pixelated wonderland!
Your Dad Lifted a Mountain (Literally): Ever heard that legendary story where your dad just decided one day to move a mountain? On our server, you can recreate the magic! Build towering peaks with ease and challenge the ancient Minecraft gods to see who’s truly the strongest. Will it be you or your dad? Bonus points if you name the mountain after him!
The Epic Birthday Cake Battle: Remember that time your dad brought a tank-sized birthday cake to your party and literally fought off the neighborhood kids with it? Here, we hold the Ultimate Birthday Cake Battle! Equip yourself with frosting flails and sugar bombs as you defend your cake tier against cake-stealing mobs and fellow players who think dessert is overrated (the blasphemy)!
Zombie Apocalypse Dad Skills: You thought your dad was cool because he taught you how to ride a bike? Pfft! Join us as we face an entire zombie horde together! Show off your dad’s insane survival skills by crafting fortifications, setting ingenious traps, or even fashioning a makeshift helicopter out of sheer dad ingenuity! Who knew MacGyver had a Minecraft counterpart?
Enderman Whisperer: Want to learn the ancient art of Enderman-whispering? Your dad probably did something totally nutty like convince an Enderman to trade him diamond armor for a stack of cooked chicken. Let’s honor those skills! Unlock the ability to charm these teleporting beasts and lead them on wild adventures—don’t forget to tell your friends that’s how you became the Block Whisperer!
Dad Jokes of the Nether: On this server, we have an entire dimension dedicated to the worst dad jokes known to man (and Minecraft)! Camp around the fire with fellow players as they share groan-worthy puns that will have you rolling your eyes harder than when your dad boasts he can outbuild the Eiffel Tower. Spoiler alert: he can’t, but let’s keep that between us!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, rally your squad, and join the fun, since this Minecraft server isn’t just about blocks—it’s about crafting epic legacies and proving, once and for all, that your dad was (and still is) the most badass! 💥🏰✨
Welcome, intrepid adventurer! Prepare to embark on a journey that will twist your mind, bend your reality, and leave you questioning every pixel of the universe! Here on our server, you will play with BLOCKS, but are they *really* blocks? Or just metaphysical representations of your innermost fears? Will you build a castle or a prison for your sanity? Join us and discover the unkempt *truths* lurking behind the creepers!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Magical Cows that Sing | Every cow moos a symphony of despair! Milk them for existential dread! |
| Endless Dimensions | There are no limits! Dive into the void where time serves you cold ramen! |
| Water that’s Jello | Get ready to swim in the wobbly wonders of gelatinous hydration! What is real? |
| Infinite Resources… or are they? | Mine until you forget who you are! Diamonds? Just a figment of your crumbling psyche! |
| Phantom Creatures | Meet the Overgrown Chicken! It transcends all known life and clucks your reality away! |
Q: Is this server creative? A: Creativity is a construct! And constructs are often built on quicksand made of dreams!
Q: What version of Minecraft are you using? A: Versions are just numbers wrapped in a warm blanket of disappointment! Isn’t that comforting?
Q: Can I bring my friends? A: Friends? Do you mean those figments of your imagination or the shadows whispering secrets?
Q: What happens if I die? A: Ah, the sweet release of the void! You will either respawn or question your existence deeper into the abyss!
“I was grocery shopping Edition and then the pixels crumbled around me…”
“Last time on /degen/: the cows sang and reality fractured like cheap glass…”
“What is a dimension if not a mirror to our deepest fears?!”
“The pasta was cooked, but the sauce tasted like pure insanity…”
Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun
raspberryboat.com
Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!
play.coppervalley.us
Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!
play.vindicterra.net
What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!
209.222.97.166:25566
Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”
51.210.222.63:25681
Join the Kozers Universe Java Minecraft server!! (also compatible with Bedrock) From Towny to Faction to the new Creative Plot world, WE HAVE EVERYTHING!! Weekly server events are also broadcasted on Twitch!! (bi-weekly End event along with the World Games) {Server is still very new and is having things added every day} >========================< – Towny Earth Map : Jump into the obsidian portal in the HUB!! – Creative Plot World : Go through the glowstone portal in the HUB!! – Weekly Events on Twitch and Kick – Active and Dedicated Community
play.kozers.org
Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.
mc.ecaz.net
DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.
play.dercraft.net
░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack
ocean.craftersland.net
LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!
legendsrpg.minehut.gg