come join our epic minecraft server where we have citrulline amino acid power ups that make you invincible and stop you from aging! forget about rapamycin, citrulline is the new wave for all your immune metabolism needs. join now for a safe and anti-inflammatory gaming experience like no other! who needs potions when you have amino acids?! come see for yourself and dominate the virtual world with citrulline on our server!
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Citrulline Craft: Ageless Adventures
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Skyhawk City: Toxic Avian Adventures
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got urban birds of prey flyin’ around like bosses! These birds be exposin’ themselves to all dem organic pollutants like they don’t even care. In Greater Vancouver, our Cooper’s hawks be showin’ off dem extreme PBDE levels, with one bird reachin’ the highest ever recorded for a wild bird. It’s like a pollution party up in here, with contaminants varyin’ by habitat and highlightin’ all dem risks for our apex predators in urban ecosystems. So come on and join da fun, where even da birds be gettin’ lit with dem pollutants!
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Rentless Adventures: AITA Land
Welcome to ChaosCastles: The Server Where Real Life is Just a Cheat Code Away!
Step into a non-virtual vortex where your every decision leads to a reality more chaotic than the last! Here, we dive into twisted narratives of emotional whirlwinds, financial ruin, and the eternal struggle to survive in both Minecraft and the human condition. We’re not your average server; we’re an experiment in societal collapse dressed as a pixelated dream.
Join Us or Be Evicted!
Are you ready to ascend into the madness? Your skills will be tested not only with blocks and mobs but also with the psychological turmoil of a world filled with dramatic twists and turns! Embrace the absurdity of living out your very own horror-comedy saga, like a Minecraft soap opera gone rogue.
Features of Our Haunted Hovel:
Feature Description Daily Dose of Drama Every day, we simulate real-world catastrophes for your entertainment! Will you survive eviction? Will you make enemies of your neighbors? The stakes are higher than ever. Tensions Running High Engage in bill-splitting challenges that will test your alliances! Should you trust your closest friends, or will betrayal become the bread of this server? Absurdly Unfair Courtrooms Like a twisted parody of ‘Judge Judy’, our server features crisis simulations where players defend their decisions in ludicrous circumstances! Crying mobs are optional. Underground Conspiracies Did you hear? There’s a secret society within our server devoted to uncovering the truth about your past and secret motives! Who needs a therapist when you have relentless mobs questioning your very existence? Testimonials from the Abyss:
"I joined expecting a fun time, but I accidentally ruined my friend’s life and found myself in a simulated eviction trial!" – User123, currently in the Lobby of Regret
"I thought I would just play Minecraft, but here I am crying over bills and missed opportunities. 10/10 would recommend.” – SadSteve, Master of Emotional Nuance
Conspiratorial Rumblings
Why did the last server admin go missing? Why do we avoid the northern quadrant of the map? Maybe it’s where the memories of all betrayed friends linger, or perhaps there’s something darker at play. Rumors swirl about the Great Proposal Incident—-was it a natural affair or cosmic interference? Only the brave (or deluded) dare to find out.
Secret Features Awaiting Discovery
- Call for Emergency Meetings: Players can summon hearthlings to debate over the server issues—meaningless bickering or profound discussions? We’ll never know!
- Hospitality Gone Awry: Should you open your doors (or your hearts) and let in other players, you’ll unlock the True Cost of Generosity achievement—prepare for tears.
Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)
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Q: Can I trust my co-players?
A: That’s for you to figure out as you slowly spiral into madness. What’s trust, anyway, really? - Q: What happens if I go bankrupt in-game?
A: You’re evicted and must wander the pixelated streets looking for treasure! Who says you can’t make it big?
Warning: Enter at Your Own Risk!
This server was said to have been banned in 12 countries, each one progressively worse than the last. Update your emergency contacts and prepare a survival kit, or risk becoming a part of our dark lore. Remember: When chaos reigns, do you become the hero or the villain?
Join us, if you dare…
Click the forbidden portal below, join the madness, and remember: What happens in ChaosCastles stays in ChaosCastles—unless your girlfriend finds out!
Will you shatter the cycles of despair or become enmeshed in the tapestry of endless drama? The fate of your blocks hangs precariously in the balance…
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Total TrashCraft Adventures
🎮 Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever set your blocky foot on! If you ever wanted to dive headfirst into a world where chaos reigns supreme and reality takes a backseat, then oh boy, have we got a paradise for you! 🌍✨
Ever found yourself questioning, “What instantly says ‘I’m trashy’?” Well, how about building a sprawling mansion made entirely of dirt blocks while wearing a Golden Crown of Eternal Regret? But wait, it gets better! Legend has it that if you build a dirt mansion at the highest peak on the server, you’ll summon the Great Raccoon of Radiant Ruin, who might just grant you the power to telepathically command all cows to wear tiny party hats! 🎉🐄
🌪️ Join a community where instead of crafting tools, we craft absurd conspiracy theories! Did you hear about Steve’s cousin, Carl, who allegedly found diamonds using only a potato? It’s true! And he’s still trying to reinvent the wheel as a circular cake… Good luck explaining that one!
🐲 Prepare for epic showdowns against rampaging mobs that have sworn eternal feuds with the Taming of the Chicken trend! Cluck your way to glory as you train your feathered friends to perform circus tricks while outrunning flaming pigs on roller skates. Yes, you heard that right; it’s basically a daily occurrence here. 🎡🐖💨
🥴 For the truly adventurous, we’ve got a mystical portal leading to the land of Forgotten Quantum Endermen—rumored to be the caretakers of lost memes! Dive deep and discover memes from the dark ages, including the legendary “Doge of Destiny” and the elusive “Rickroll Paradox.” Find them all and you may just unlock the secret to crafting lava-proof shoes!
✨ Also, let’s not ignore the Totally Not Curse of the Infinite Creepers! It’s a fun little community prank where every block you touch can unleash a horde of Creepers, guaranteed to blow your mind! Or your house. Or both! Then again, building that dirt mansion might be a sound investment after all…
So don’t let your shyness stop you from joining this rollicking, chaotic server where ‘normal’ takes a permanent vacation! Bring your friends, make questionable decisions, and let’s see how many ways we can redefine what it means to be ‘trashy’ in the most epic of ways! Grab your crafting table, because your new reality awaits! 🚀💥
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MoodCraft: Girls’ Gen Z Adventures
join our epic minecraft server and leave the low mood and anxiety behind, cuz on our server, the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! forget about gendered expectations and educational pressures, here you can be whoever you want to be and build whatever you want to build. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those fake friends on social media. so come on, join us and let’s build some crazy shenanigans together!
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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️
Server Overview
Server IP play.straightupminecraft.com Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
FAQ
Question Answer Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server. Are there world resets? No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding date. Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server. Are there any quality of life changes on the server? Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads by killing players and stopping phantoms from spawning by eating a cookie. Are there economy plugins on the server? No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla Minecraft experience.
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Pixel Diabetic Adventures
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIABETES-PROOF ARMOR AND SUICIDE-PROOF BLOCKS! U AIN’T GONNA DIE HERE, FAM! WE ALSO GOT SPECIAL CANCER-RESISTANT PICKAXES AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE U INSULIN INSTEAD OF BRAINS! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE LAND OF DIABETIC ADVENTURE! #SURVIVALOFTHEFITTEST #DIABETESDUNGEONMASTERS
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Ride or DIY: AITA Adventures
Welcome to ChaosCraft: The Fellowship of the Gaslight!
In a world where friendships burn brighter than the sun yet flicker like a dying flame, we invite you to step aboard the chaotic chariot known as ChaosCraft. Strap in, for the rollercoaster of reality and pixelated absurdity awaits, blending the mundane with the majestic, the serious with the surreal!
🚗 The Legend of the Spare Change Rebellion
Why are we here? Legend has it that amidst the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, a tragic tale unfolded. Two friends, bound by loyalty and the fumes of gasoline, now teeter on the brink of merciless betrayal! Join us in our quest to navigate these treacherous friendships that exist on a knife’s edge. Will you assist in settling the age-old dispute over thirty dollars, or will you choose the path of darkness and deception?
🔥 Server Features – Gas Prices & Friendship Fractures:
Feature Description Money Grab Mechanics Players can lend or borrow “friendship tokens” for gas! Gaslight Mode Turn friends against each other with sinister gas prices! Betrayal Points Earn points for every friend you convince to stop talking! Dynamic Vehicle Economy Save for your own minecart or karate chop your way to freedom! The Best Friend Experience Drive others mad with your secrets yet share nothing of your own! 📜 Testimonials from the Hall of Echoes
“I asked for a ride once and they drove me straight into a lava pit. Worth every penny.” – NotAMostLoyalFriend42
“$30? I could have bought a block of diamond instead. Life decisions!” – SlightlyConfusedAndBroke16
👻 FAQ – Conspiracies to Keep You Confused!
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Q: Why did you name this server ChaosCraft?
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Q: What if I don’t have any friends?
A: Join us in our quest to steal friends from others! - Q: Can I get a refund if I lose all my friends?
A: Refunds? Like feelings, we don’t do those here!
⚡ Secret Features for This Eternal Blocky Battle:
- The Random “Just Friends” Event: Every third full moon, watch as friends quarrel or unfriend on Twitter while fighting Creepers!
- Conspiracy Easters: Rumor has it the server was banned in 12 countries because someone declared themselves the Lord of Middle Gas—but we won’t divulge the details!
- The Brotherhood of Scorned Gamers: Join us and form alliances with fellow abandoned friends and embrace the chaos of misunderstood words and broken bonds!
🌪️ The Call to Arms
Join us, brave adventurer! Embrace the unpredictable nature of friendships entwined around the fuel of life. But beware—this isn’t just another block-building adventure; it’s a treacherous landscape of alliances forged in flames and secrets concealed in shadows. Enter at your own risk, and remember: every gaslight could lead to outright betrayal!
Push the boundaries of your sanity. Feel the absurd pull of gas prices. Become what you were meant to be—either a friend or a foe, the choice is yours as the saga of ChaosCraft unfurls! ✨
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BadassDadCraft Adventures
🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever stumbled upon! 🌟
Have you ever had that moment where you suddenly realized your dad was the ultimate badass? Well, on this server, you’ll experience that same jaw-dropping awe—but in block form! Here’s why you NEED to hop on this pixelated wonderland!
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Your Dad Lifted a Mountain (Literally): Ever heard that legendary story where your dad just decided one day to move a mountain? On our server, you can recreate the magic! Build towering peaks with ease and challenge the ancient Minecraft gods to see who’s truly the strongest. Will it be you or your dad? Bonus points if you name the mountain after him!
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The Epic Birthday Cake Battle: Remember that time your dad brought a tank-sized birthday cake to your party and literally fought off the neighborhood kids with it? Here, we hold the Ultimate Birthday Cake Battle! Equip yourself with frosting flails and sugar bombs as you defend your cake tier against cake-stealing mobs and fellow players who think dessert is overrated (the blasphemy)!
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Zombie Apocalypse Dad Skills: You thought your dad was cool because he taught you how to ride a bike? Pfft! Join us as we face an entire zombie horde together! Show off your dad’s insane survival skills by crafting fortifications, setting ingenious traps, or even fashioning a makeshift helicopter out of sheer dad ingenuity! Who knew MacGyver had a Minecraft counterpart?
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Enderman Whisperer: Want to learn the ancient art of Enderman-whispering? Your dad probably did something totally nutty like convince an Enderman to trade him diamond armor for a stack of cooked chicken. Let’s honor those skills! Unlock the ability to charm these teleporting beasts and lead them on wild adventures—don’t forget to tell your friends that’s how you became the Block Whisperer!
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Dad Jokes of the Nether: On this server, we have an entire dimension dedicated to the worst dad jokes known to man (and Minecraft)! Camp around the fire with fellow players as they share groan-worthy puns that will have you rolling your eyes harder than when your dad boasts he can outbuild the Eiffel Tower. Spoiler alert: he can’t, but let’s keep that between us!
- Chair-Acter Tournament: Ever tried to build the most outrageous chairs possible to dethrone your dad from his “Chair Master” title? On our server, we host the annual Chair-Acter Tournament! Whip up your wildest designs—from thrones made of enchanted cookies to beanbag chairs that explode into fireworks when you sit on them. Winner gets a lifetime supply of “you’ll never guess” toppings for his dad sandwiches.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, rally your squad, and join the fun, since this Minecraft server isn’t just about blocks—it’s about crafting epic legacies and proving, once and for all, that your dad was (and still is) the most badass! 💥🏰✨
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LegendsCraft
LegendsCraft Overview Looking for a place that stays true to classic survival while offering just enough extras to keep things fresh? LegendsCraft has you covered! We’ve recently updated to 1.21.4, so now’s the perfect time to hop in and see what’s new. Why Join LegendsCraft? - Vanilla+: We keep things as close to classic Minecraft as possible, with a few quality-of-life enhancements.
- Diamond-Based Economy: No complex currencies—earn, trade, and shop with Diamonds to keep that survival feel strong.
- Ranks & Perks: Climb through the ranks, unlock perks, and show off your dedication to the community.
- Community Events: From build competitions to seasonal challenges, we love hosting events that bring players together.
- Friendly, Active Players: Join a welcoming community that’s always ready to lend a hand or team up for adventures.
Ready to Start Your Journey? - Server IP:
play.legendscraft.net - Discord: Join our Discord!
FAQ: LegendsCraft
1. Can I join the server with mods?
LegendsCraft is a semi-vanilla server, meaning we encourage playing without additional mods that affect gameplay. However, visual mods are generally allowed as long as they do not give any unfair advantages.
2. Are there any donation perks on the server?
Yes, there are ranks and perks available for players who donate to support the server. These perks are cosmetic and do not give any gameplay advantages to maintain a fair playing field for all players.
3. How often are community events held on LegendsCraft?
We strive to host community events regularly, ranging from build competitions to seasonal challenges. The frequency of events may vary, but we aim to keep players engaged and entertained with our events.
4. Is griefing allowed on the server?
Griefing is strictly prohibited on LegendsCraft. We have measures in place to protect players’ builds and ensure a positive and respectful environment for everyone on the server.
5. Can I team up with other players for adventures?
Absolutely! LegendsCraft values community and cooperation. Feel free to team up with other players, join factions, or embark on adventures together in the vast world of our server.