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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6519 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3177 | Magic Items Found: | 6657 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.