Advent of the evolutionary beast Minecraft Servers

CompliSults Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
New Chunks Explored:	810407	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9965
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ores Mined:	3873	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Items Found:	5327	Ores Mined:	6348
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Buildings Constructed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!