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PagerCraft Minecraft Server

15 years, advancement, alert system, Communication, Coordinated pager blasts, coordination, Development, digital communication, efficiency, emergency response, historical event, innovation, long-term planning, making report, Messaging, milestone, Minecraft, notification system, PagerCraft, preparedness, progress, Server, strategy, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, listen up! this server is like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! we got coordinated pager blasts that have been in the making for 15 whole years, can you believe it?! it’s like a symphony of chaos and madness, but in a good way, ya know?

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, or maybe you wanna build a house out of flying pigs, the possibilities are endless, dude!

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s lit, fam!

So come on down and join us on this wild, wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry Endermen, but who’s counting?) Let’s get this party started, woo! 🎉🐑🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

FutureFossil Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Communication, cultural shift, Development, everyday object, Evolution, Forgotten, Future, FutureFossil, History, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, obsolete, progress, recognition, smp, society, Technology, transformation, unfamiliar

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we debate the most pressing questions of our time, like what everyday object people in the future won’t recognize! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the relics of the past, like floppy disks and VHS tapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with mystery and adventure, come join us!

InternetEraMC SMP

advancement, Batman, Communication, connectivity, cyber, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, INFORMATION, innovation, internet era, InternetEraMC, modern society, never again, ONLINE, progress, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world, web

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like Batman! That’s right, we have secret underground bases, grappling hooks, and even a Batmobile (okay, it’s just a really fast minecart, but close enough). Join us and never live in this internet era ever again because you’ll be too busy fighting crime and building epic structures with your fellow players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner superhero!

EastVsWest Minecraft Server

advancement, Army, battle, Civilization, comparison, Defense, east, Eastern civilization, EastVsWest, Himalayas, History, legionnaires, medieval Chinese, Military, Minecraft, Numbers, roman legion, Server, soldiers, Troops, WARFARE, West, Western civilization

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Western and Eastern civilizations! The Himalayas are our secret weapon, making it impossible for anyone to advance in the wrong direction. Watch as Roman legionnaires face off against medieval Chinese armies in epic battles with over 80000 soldiers on each side. Will history repeat itself or will you rewrite the ultimate showdown? Join now and be part of the chaos and madness!

GelPong AI NetCraft

advancement, ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Development, Experience, Gaming, Gel, GelPong, innovation, machine learning, Memory, NetCraft, neural networks, pong, research, scientific discovery, Soft, squidgy, Technology, video game, water-rich

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	197540	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

join dis minecraft server if u wanna play with a soft and squidgy water-rich gel that can beat u at pong! dis gel has memory like a goldfish so it gets better over time. u can train dis gel to be a pong champ and show off to all ur friends. come join da fun and see if u can beat da gel at its own game! it’s like playing against a real-life AI but way more squishy and fun. sign up now and get ready for a wild ride on dis crazy server!

EnergiCraft: World Record Breakers

#sustainability, advancement, breakers, Breakthrough, clean energy, discovery, EnergiCraft, energy revolution, energy source, environmental impact, Future, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, limitless energy, RECORD, renewable energy, research, scientific achievement, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, scientists, Technology, world, World record

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

ok so get this, scientists have like, cracked the code for unlimited energy or whatever and it’s like, a freaking world record, bro. but here’s the kicker – they’re using this insane energy to power the most lit minecraft server you’ve ever seen. like, you can build a house out of pure diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon. it’s like, next level stuff, man. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s free pizza every friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

RoboCraftGalaxy

advancement, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, design, digital transformation, Evolution, exponential growth, Future, futuristic, innovation, intelligent machines, machine intelligence, machine learning, RoboCraftGalaxy, robotics, Robots, Sci Fi, self improvement, self-replicating machines, Technology, Universe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9430
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, imagine if robots, like, took over the world and started, like, making more of themselves, but, like, better and stronger and, like, smarter. it would be, like, a total robot apocalypse, but, like, in a cool way.

join our minecraft server and, like, be a part of this crazy robot revolution. build your own robot army, conquer other players, and, like, rule the universe with your mechanical minions.

who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have an army of killer robots at your command? join now and be a part of the robot uprising. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!

DroneWarsMC

advancement, aggression, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Military, military tactics, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	143	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out with drones but in minecraft world!!! u can be part of the action and help ukraine advance deeper into russia’s territory by building epic bases and crafting powerful weapons!!! who needs real war when u can have virtual war in minecraft??? join now for the ultimate battle experience!!!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Next Move

advancement, border conflict, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Move, next steps, Politics, russia, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	157
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region in minecraft!! we got ukraine soldiers riding on pigs with diamond swords, ready to take on the russian army of creepers and skeletons. join us for the ultimate battle of east vs west, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos, because who knows what crazy adventures await in this wild and wacky world!

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6070
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

Asgore Angst, Can You Really Call This A Tail Cut, Edition, Fluster & Treat, Forever Young, Going to College, Hit The Spot, Lakeside, last thread, metro 2033, Minecraft, No Sunny Days Without us, She Didn’t Drop a Unique Weapon or Anything, smp, Suck, Summer Soulstice, sus, SUS archives, SUS Stories archives, Tail Sensation, The Game Where She’s From, Thread, U.R, U.R. SUCK Edition, Veth archive, Пaцaн cкaзaл – пaцaн cдeлaл

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, controversial, controversial content, Defeat, destroying ball, Ethics, Historical figures, hitler, humor, Minecraft, playing game, satire, Server, SplashCraft, sponsors, Sportsmanship, strategy, swimming, teamwork, Victory, video games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Animals Bred:	75	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Votes:	6629

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

Cards, Competition, Couch, Defeat, Disappointment, Event, exhaustion, holiday, Itis, Jobbed, Loss, Minecraft, smp, Struggle, Thanksgiving, Thanksplosion Battle Royal, Thrown, winning, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ores Mined:	8263	Dimension Hops:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

Adventure, Antagonist, Characters, console, favorite character, Game, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, goals, Immersion, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, player, Protagonist, RPG, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

Competition, dolphins, Fans, field goals, football, Game, interceptions, matchup, Minecraft, NFL, packers, Players, Rivalry, Score, smp, sports, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Day, Thanksgivingbowl, Thread, touchdowns

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

BBC, Craft, ENGAGEMENT, failed tactics, Failure, Incompetence, incompetence in psyops, incompetent, incompetent behavior, ineffective strategies, lack of engagement., lack of response, lack of success, low engagement, low intelligence, low iq, Minecraft, organic, porn spam, psyops, Replies, Server, Spamming, Thread

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, emotional investing, financial decision, financial literacy, hindsight, impulsive decision, Investment, learning experience, long-term investment., Loss, market timing, Minecraft, personal finance, profit, regret, smp, SOLD, speculative asset, Trading

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

Arena Open, Crafty, December 10, Foundations Quick Draft, free codes, Hare Apparent, Historic, Jumpstart, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage banned, mtgag, News, Pioneer masters, Pioneer Masters Spoilers, reminders, Scryfall, Server, Temporal Manipulation banned, TQFavorite common, useful links, wizards of the coast

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8677
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!

Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

ANECDOTES, episodes, Events, Experience, Flashbacks, Happened, Happenings, Incident, incidents, Memories, memory lane, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past, recall, Recollection, recollections, Reminiscing, smp, Stories, yeah

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	2344	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.