u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!
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RoboBrainz
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RoboTalkCraft
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the robots are the ones in charge, man. like, they’re all walking around with their robot voices and stuff, but get this – they only use the robot voice if you ask them to! it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in minecraft form. join our server and witness the chaos as the robots take over and we all have to communicate in robot voices. it’s a wild ride, dude. come join the fun and see where the future of minecraft is headed – with robots ruling the land!
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DroneCraft1000: Ukraine’s Ultimate PvP
come join this epic minecraft server where we got strike drones flying all over the place, just like in ukraine! our drones can go over 1,000 kilometers and they drop loot for you to collect. but watch out, sometimes they drop creepers instead of diamonds! it’s a wild ride on this server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!
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TipsyPixels Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!
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LaserFusionCrafters
yo, dis minecraft server be like a freakin’ laser show, but instead of boring ol’ lights, we got energy-positive laser fusion goin’ on! join dis server if you wanna be part of da coolest, most futuristic shiz ever in minecraft history.imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM, a freakin’ laser beam shoots out and gives you all da diamonds you could ever dream of! and don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got laser-powered creepers that explode in glitter instead of destruction.
so come on down to dis server and be part of da laser fusion revolution! who needs redstone when you got freakin’ lasers, amirite?
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Autocorrect Apocalypse
hey u, yea u. u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. why should u join? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do backflips and sing opera. yea, dat chicken was on dis server. u wanna see dat chicken in action? den join now. plus, we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and dragons dat spit fire. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. so what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s have a blast, yo. oh, and did i mention we got free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. free. pizza. so come on down and let’s get this party started, baby!
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BeardCraftersUnited
join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the most EPIC adventure of ur life!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and villagers who can actually hold a decent conversation (unlike ur ex).we also have a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds and gold, but be careful cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it (seriously, it’s like the size of a freakin’ T-Rex).
oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
so come join us and let’s make memories that will make ur grandkids jealous. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a zombie, but hey, that’s just part of the fun).
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2034GoogleAskMinecraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to time travel to the year 2034 for five whole minutes! Why? Because why not! Imagine the possibilities – you could ask Google for the winning lottery numbers, find out who wins the World Series for the next 20 years, or even ask if pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does). Join us for a wild ride through time and space, and who knows, you might just come back a millionaire with a newfound love for fruity pizza toppings. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin!
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MeatLab & RobotButler
Yo, bros and broettes! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Imagine this: once we have perfected lab grown meat and gotten robotics advanced enough to robotic servants, the wealthy will have no reason to stick around, right? So, they’ll all be buggin’ out and guess where they’ll be heading? That’s right, our epic Minecraft server!
Join us and you can live like a king, surrounded by lab grown meat and robotic servants galore! Build your own palace, ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the life of luxury in the most insane Minecraft server ever created! Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOO!
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CraftyGTAphones
so, until then, come join our minecraft server where you can do all the crazy stuff you wish you could do in GTA V but in blocky pixel form. want to rob a bank? just build one and pretend to rob it! want to drive a fancy car? ride a pig around and call it your lambo! the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times you’ll die from falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper. so come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!