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Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	8583
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

CraftyProTips Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, advice, CraftyProTips, efficiency, Helpful, hidden gems, informative, innovation, Minecraft, new features, pro tips, productivity, Server, Slick, software, tech-savvy, Technology, Thread, Tips, Tricks, update, useful, Version

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Votes:	8016
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	325

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, you can do that here! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep within the mines that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right. CHEESE. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the cheesiest adventure of your life!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

HoleyUndiesNoProbMinecraft, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

YouthfulMinecraftFun

“Youth, Abilities, activities, aging, aging process, capabilities, changes, childhood memories, growing up, hobbies, LIMITATIONS, Nostalgia, past experiences, pastimes, physical abilities, physical limitations, Reminiscing, restrictions, YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6716	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Emeralds Found:	7792
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Love Quest Minecraft Server

emotional investment, giving love, love, love and balance, love and commitment, Love And Communication, love and effort, love and emotions, love and expectations, love and fulfillment, love and reciprocity, love and relationships, love and satisfaction, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love and vulnerability, love reciprocation, Minecraft, point of love, Quest, receiving love, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	2463	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	2469
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, amusing, color change, color swap, Creative, FANTASY, funny, Green.., haha, humor, hypothetical scenario, imagination, Imagine, Map, map alteration, mind game, Minecraft, playful, red, smp, visual change, what if, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3348	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

background check, Boundaries, Drivers license, family dynamics, family opinions, financial reasons, future mother in law, health concerns, Health Insurance, health issues, License2Craft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationship boundaries, respecting privacy, Server, WIBTA, work sabbatical

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

accusations, best friend involvement, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, cancelled surprise trip, cheating accusations, hurt feelings, lack of communication, lack of trust, lack of understanding, marriage counseling, marriage problems, overreaction, rebooking trip, secret planning, suspicion, tracking movements, trust issues, unexpected betrayal, WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.

QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP

addiction, Challenges, coping mechanisms, determination, Difficult, habits, lifestyle changes, mental health, Minecraft, Overcoming, perseverance, QuitMyAddiction, Quitting, Recovery, relapse, self-control, smp, Sobriety, strength, Struggle, Support, temptation, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	276
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	2070
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules but they’re more like guidelines).

Our server is so addictive, it’s like trying to quit a diamond addiction in Minecraft (trust us, we’ve been there). The community is so fun and crazy, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, we have epic events like “TNT Olympics” and “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” that will keep you coming back for more.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this madness. Just be warned, once you join, you may never be able to leave (but hey, who would want to leave when you’re having this much fun?).

CreeperCarnage

awkward bedroom moments, awkward encounters, awkward hookups, awkward intimate moments, awkward sex, awkward sex stories, awkward sexual experiences, CreeperCarnage, cringe-worthy experiences, cringe-worthy sex stories, embarrassing bedroom experiences, embarrassing hookups, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex moments, funny hookup stories, funny sex mishaps, funny stories, sex fails, sex mishaps, uncomfortable sex situations, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!

26k, Armed Forces, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, data, defense forces, FIRED, idf, Israel, kia, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, Military, rocket attacks, rockets fired, RocketsVsIDF, statistics, troops killed, violence, War, WARFARE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITHOUT ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST 26,000 ROCKETS FIRED AT ISRAEL. WE NEED BRAVE SOLDIERS TO HELP US DEFEND OUR BLOCKY LAND. PLUS, WE HAVE COOL WEAPONS AND ARMOR TO PROTECT YOU. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!