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SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Votes:	1682
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2924
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	796
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	609
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	1379
Emeralds Found:	2467	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	134	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	3987
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Votes:	1328	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	965	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?