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Electric Stitch Heal Speed
lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it! -
HolyCraft Massacre
LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP IN A CRUSH LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN INDIA π WE GOT SO MUCH FUN THAT U MIGHT DIE FROM LAUGHTER INSTEAD π€£ BUILD CRAZY SHIT, FIGHT ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE π± DON’T MISS OUT OR U MIGHT REGRET IT MORE THAN EATING A WHOLE JAR OF MAYO π€’JOIN NOW OR ELSE…OR ELSE…UH…JUST JOIN OKAY? π -
TimeSkipCraft
yo, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like a freakin’ time machine, but for realz. u sleep and BOOM u skip 8hrs and it’s the next day. no more waiting around for stuff to happen, just sleep and BAM, it’s tomorrow. plus, we got unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. like, what more could u want in a minecraft server? come join us and experience the craziest time-traveling, diamond-pooping, enchanted-apple-dropping adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, bro. -
SoberCraft: The Ultimate Hangover-Free Zone
u ever been so drunk u woke up in a chicken coop? well, our server is the place for u! we got so many crazy stories of players waking up in random places after a wild night of mining and crafting. but hey, we also understand the importance of taking a break from the brewskis. that’s why we have alcohol-free days on our server! come join us and see if u can resist the temptation to crack open a cold one while building ur dream castle. who knows, u might even uncover the secret to preventing negative consequences associated w/alcohol. plus, we have a special surprise for anyone who can go a whole week without touching a drop of that sweet, sweet potion. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server
The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.ffii.vanillaboxmc.ru
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Saudicraft: No Pride Parade Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with faggots and degenerates ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server for a safe haven free of sickness, mutilation, and mental illness. We have a zero-tolerance policy for all things weird and wacky, so you can build and mine in peace without any unwanted distractions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. Join us today and say goodbye to the faggots and degenerates once and for all! -
CraftyDisaster Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst Money in the Bank match of all time – full of unexpected twists and turns! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Will a creeper blow up your house? Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! -
DadCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being treated like the forgotten twin in your family? Do you want a server where everyone gets the love and attention they deserve, regardless of gender? Then join our Minecraft server where we treat everyone like royalty, even if you’re just a blocky pixel character!On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being left out or feeling unloved like poor OP. Our admins will shower you with affection, virtual hugs, and kisses to make sure you feel special. We even have father-son and father-daughter dates where you can bond with other players and create lifelong friendships.
Don’t settle for a dad who only calls you when he needs something. Join our server and experience the love and support you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a real dad when you have a Minecraft family who will always have your back? So come on down and join us for a pixelated adventure like no other!
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LastMealCraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.