Epi-fail Pirate Adventure – Sinking Ships and Surprising Roleplay Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Epirate

Epirate is a geopolitical towny server set in the 1700s with custom weapons and Armor, fully functional warships, Cannons. Create your own town and nation, fight in wars, capture naval regions and more!

Features
Earth Map + Live Map
Custom Weapons and Armor
Sea Monsters
Player-built ships!
Treasures
Wars and naval regions
Economy
Advanced Fishing system

Discord – https://discord.gg/auG8XfWmj9

Trailer – https://youtu.be/ozYxswOib-I?si=Q7y3SwkREAVmm1N8

Map – https://map.epiratemc.com/

SERVER DETAILS

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132 Version – 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – Epirate has released 3 days ago!

Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of factions, roleplay, pvp, towny, wars, and movecraft chaos!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Epirate Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🌍 Earth Map + Live Map	Explore the world with a custom Earth map and live map functionality.
⚔️ Custom Weapons and Armor	Equip yourself with unique weapons and armor for battles.
🦈 Sea Monsters	Encounter dangerous sea monsters during your adventures.
⛵ Player-built ships	Construct your own ships and sail across the oceans.
🪙 Treasures	Search for hidden treasures and riches throughout the world.
🔥 Wars and naval regions	Engage in wars and claim naval regions for your nation.
💰 Economy	Participate in a robust in-game economy system.
🐟 Advanced Fishing system	Enjoy an advanced fishing system for relaxation and rewards.

Join our Discord for community discussions and updates.

Watch our server trailer to see the gameplay in action.

Explore the server map at https://map.epiratemc.com/.

Server Details:

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – SERVER IS RELEASING MAY 3

Epirate Towny: Where you can conquer lands, fight epic battles, and roleplay as a pirate without the confusing brackets!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Overview

Feature	Description
Earth Map + Live Map	An Earth map with live updates
Custom Weapons and Armor	Unique weapons and armor for players
Sea Monsters	A challenge for players to face
Player-built ships	Customizable ships for naval battles
Treasures	Rare treasures to discover
Wars and naval regions	Engage in battles and conquer regions
Economy	An in-game economic system
Advanced Fishing system	Enhanced fishing mechanics for players

FAQ

When will the server be released?

The server is set to release on May 3.

What is the IP for the server?

The IP for the Minecraft server is play.epiratemc.com

Is there a Bedrock version of the server?

Yes, the Bedrock IP is epiratemc.com and the port is 19132.

What version of Minecraft is required to play?

The server is compatible with Minecraft version 1.20.x

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Star Shards Collected:	121
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4848	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1193	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

BrotherlyBlunderMC

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

FavFactMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBashCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	547801
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	997

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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