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BoomerCraft

adulting, advanced age, age discrimination, age limit, aged out, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, Elderly, Elderly status., getting older, growing up, Mature, Matured, No longer young, Not young anymore, Outdated, Over the hill, Past your prime, senior citizen, time passing, too old

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8132	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you too old for playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We have grandmas and grandpas building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you want to prove that age is just a number in the world of blocky adventures!

We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their poultry revolution? The choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on this server, anything is possible! Embrace your inner weirdness and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie pigman, they tend to have a rough time here).

82 years young Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server!

CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	2069	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	281
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	145

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Animals Bred:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4630	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Star Shards Collected:	243
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8935	New Chunks Explored:	552822
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Animals Bred:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Void Gems Collected:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!