HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, YOU BETTER! BECAUSE DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES CAN MAKE YOU SMARTER? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! ACCORDING TO A STUDY, GAMERS HAVE BETTER BRAIN FUNCTIONING! SO IF YOU WANNA BE A GENIUS, COME JOIN US ON OUR SERVER! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET LEVEL WHERE YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN! IT’S EPIC, DUDE! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP YOUR BRAIN AND YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS!
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MSGameBoosters
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GTA BoomerCraft
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!
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ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!
KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP vanilla.kidlesscraft.com Server Website http://www.kidlesscraft.com Server Location Central US Game Play Type Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty Version 1.21 Core Server Rules
- Be Respectful
- Be Ethical
- Use Common Sense
Joining the Server
We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
What type of gameplay is offered on the server?
The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.
Where is the server located?
The server is located in Central US.
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PoolPartyPwnage
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get sucked into a vortex and end up in this crazy server where all the adults are hanging out by the public pool jets. And guess what? They’re not even swimming, they’re just chilling there, sipping on potions and chatting about the meaning of life.But here’s the best part – they invite you to join them! They’re like, “Hey, come hang out with us and build some epic underwater bases while we debate whether creepers are secretly plotting to take over the world.” And you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”
So now you’re part of this wacky community where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. You’ll go on crazy adventures, battle giant squids, and maybe even uncover the secret conspiracy of the chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pigs as the rulers of the server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding sheep, then come join us at [Server Name]! Who knows what kind of absurd shenanigans you’ll get into next.
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PixelPervsMC: 1in7Threats
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where you can build pixelated peen statues without fear of someone threatening to share your intimate images! we got more sexual extortion than u can shake a blocky stick at! join now for a chance to be extorted in a whole new way, in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and get extorted all in one place! what more could u ask for?! #blockyextortion #minecraftmadness
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EatCraftin’Friends
Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.
Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!
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ShadowCraft: Dyslexic Dynamos
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. It’s like, a dyslexic’s dream come true, man. We don’t judge if you can’t read good, we just want you to have fun, ya know?Join our server and become a master builder, even if you can’t spell “building” right. We don’t care if you can’t read good, as long as you can build a sick castle or something. Plus, we have a secret underground club for dyslexic players only. It’s like, the coolest club ever, man.
So, come join our server and let your dyslexic flag fly high. We may not be able to read good, but we sure know how to have a good time. Let’s build some crazy stuff together and show the world that dyslexic players are just as awesome as everyone else. YOLO, amirite?
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ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures
So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.
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BadWolfMC: Where adults play Minecraft like it’s their job. Wait, it is their job.
BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server
Experience BadWolfMC – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults!
Highlights
Server Features Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic, Bed Wars, Hide & Seek, Paintball, Elytra Challenges, Parkour Our Mission
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have fun. We welcome feedback from all users.
Membership Application Required
Apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com
General Server Rules
Rules 1. All players must be 18 years or older 2. No Griefing 3. No Client Mods/Exploits 4. No Advertising/Spam 5. Common Sense/Maturity FAQ
Question Answer Can anyone join the server? No, all players must be 18 years or older. What game modes are available? Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic, and various minigames. Are client mods allowed? Only Optifine is allowed, other client mods/exploits are prohibited. Is advertising or spamming allowed? No, advertising servers/websites/mods in chat or spamming messages is not allowed. How can I join the server? Visit BadWolfMC.com to apply for permissions.
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Threecraft: Where adults pretend to be Hermit-like Swedes, but really just play Minecraft all day
Threecraft Minecraft Server
Overview:
Server Type Vanilla with anti-grief plugins Server Launch Date June 13th Community Age Several years FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
1. What type of server is Threecraft?
Threecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server with anti-grief plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
2. What are the server rules?
The server rules are based on common sense – no stealing, no griefing, respect others’ builds and ask for permission before using others’ farms, including villagers.
3. Can players build anywhere on the server?
Yes, players are free to build wherever they want on the server, whether they are builders or redstoners.
4. Is there a shopping district on the server?
Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a shopping district for players interested in trading and commerce.
5. How can I contact the server admins for further questions?
If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to us via our communication channels.