AdultingSMP Minecraft Servers

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  • AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

    AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.

    Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky world, trust me. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players. And if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ firework-farting dragon!

    Oh, and did I mention we have a taco stand run by villagers who rap while they make your tacos? It’s like, the most epic thing ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

    AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoChoiceButMinecraftSMP

    NoChoiceButMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that poop diamonds and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and can breathe fire underwater. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the Ender Dragon shows up to breakdance. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and go on a rampage through the server, destroying everything in our path. It’s totally wild, bro!

    So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally insane and full of crazy adventures, then you have no choice but to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBuster5+

    BlockBuster5+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, it’s time to take a break and join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to defeat the Ender Dragon with just a single punch.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep drop disco balls that make your enemies break out into dance.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs movies when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret alliance with NORTH KOREA and you can enlist in the military at age 25!!!!!! become a minecraft soldier and fight for our glorious leader in epic battles against other servers!!!!!! we have top secret missions and super cool weapons like diamond swords and exploding sheep!!!!!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!!!! also we have free pizza every friday!!!!!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LavrovCraft: No Trump Deals!

    LavrovCraft: No Trump Deals!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. you gotta join because like, russia rejected trump’s peace deal on ukraine, like what even is that? but like, on this server, we make peace with everyone, even if they reject us. we’re all about spreading love and unity, man. come join us and be a part of something totally rad and out of this world. plus, we have like, the best parties and events that will blow your mind. so like, what are you waiting for? come join us now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Horizon’s End

    Horizon’s End

    New Minecraft Servers

    Horizon’s End – A Nation-Building Multiplayer Experience in Space!

    IP horizonsend.net

    Horizon’s End is a Minecraft experience like no other – a nation-building game set in space! Horizon’s End is the latest and greatest server in the Minecraft space nations server genre, and offers a host of custom-coded gameplay mechanics, ranging from working custom-built starships (you can design them yourself!), to an easy-to-understand system of energy generation and use, to an intricate land claim management system for your city or nation – all to provide you with a game you’ll want to keep coming back to.

    An expansive, custom map, featuring 7 systems and 18 worlds

    Horizon’s End features a custom, high-quality map, offering a world of possibilities for you and your teammates to explore, settle, harvest resources, and stake claims. With 18 hand-crafted planets, ranging from craggy desert planets to verdant ocean worlds, there’s something for everyone! Fly your starship up past the world height, enter space, and reach any planet the game has to offer.

    Land claims: settlements, nations, space stations!

    Stake your claim with Horizon’s End’s custom, advanced land management system. Every planet on Horizon’s End is divided into a finite number of hand-drawn territories – and they’re yours for the taking!

    Need land for your projects? Join a settlement to have land all to yourself and your friends – build a city, a farm, an industrial complex, or anything your heart desires!

    Want to be part of something bigger? Have your settlement join a nation to be part of a collective of multiple settlements united in common purpose, with shared chat and land access!

    Need some room for a new project? Claim a nation outpost on any planet in the game to gain territory under the direct control of your nation.

    Want a place to call your own? Create a settlement zone within your settlement, where you can restrict access to only a limited selection of players, or even just one!

    Too cool to live on a planet? Claim a space station for yourself, your settlement, or your nation, and live your life on the final frontier!

    Choose your path – the possibilities are endless!

    Horizon’s End is an open-ended game – nobody can tell you what to do but yourself! Build a city with your friends, become a titan of industry, skill up at starship combat, haul cargo across the map for money, go rogue, or do anything else you can imagine – the world is yours.

    Design custom ships to do anything you want!

    Mine asteroids to extract huge quantities of ores!

    Haul cargo from trade city to trade city, profiting from the difference in prices!

    Sell your wares to other players on the Bazaar!

    Engage in geopolitics, form allies, and outmaneuver your enemies!

    Build expansive electrical infrastructure to meet your city’s needs!

    Construct industrial farms to produce crops and building materials!

    Hunt NPC starships and loot their shipwrecks for valuable materials!

    Skill up at starship combat and defend your allies from space piracy – or become the pirate yourself!

    Build a city with a team – if your city becomes large enough, it may become a server-recognized trade city!

    Recent highlights from the server

    Horizon’s End is an active server, and the players are always up to something. Here are some recent highlights from the game:

      • The city of Cadia announced that it is offering free housing to all players on the server, save for “members of known terrorist cells”.
      • The city of Sanctum opened the doors of its casino to the public.
      • A battle occurred in the Sirius system between pirates and forces of the Ilios Alliance, in which a full six pirate ships were sunk.

    Interested? Join the game at horizonsend.net, or visit our Discord server, website, dynmap, or game wiki.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ElysianCraft 1.20.1

    ElysianCraft 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, imagine this – on this epic Minecraft server, you can get your ex to cheat for you! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? Join now for the ultimate mind-bending experience of manipulating relationships in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MissinTheCraft SMP

    MissinTheCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us. It’s wild, man.

    But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP