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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 159 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1925 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this chicken came up to me and challenged me to a dance-off. I was like, “Bro, I got moves you ain’t never seen before.” And let me tell you, that chicken had some serious skills. We ended up forming a dance crew and taking over the server.
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’re planning to take over the server and turn all the cows into disco balls. It’s a whole conspiracy, man.
So, if you wanna join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta hop on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?