Adulting MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WhaleWhispererMC

self-care, adulting, handling feelings, Emotional support, SELF AWARENESS

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic comic book collecting adventure in Minecraft history!

Imagine traveling through virtual worlds, hunting for rare comic books with your friends. Forget about diamonds and emeralds, the real treasure on our server is that one issue you’ve been obsessing over for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll find it for a steal like our friend did for $2!

But be warned, jealousy may ensue! Just like in real life, you might cry for two days straight if someone snags that coveted comic book before you do. And if you do manage to find it, watch out for your friends trying to steal it and start their own collection.

So come join us on this wild ride of emotions, drama, and comic book collecting in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have rare comics, am I right? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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LaundryCraft: Boyfriend Edition

separate laundry, Expectations, Chores, compromise, chore chart

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness and chore distribution! Join us for a wild ride of organizing virtual spaces and creating chore charts for your pixelated household.

Are you tired of being someone’s Minecraft mommy, constantly cleaning up after them while they leave their virtual clothes lying around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict chore chart system to ensure that everyone pulls their weight in the digital world.

Join us and experience the thrill of sitting down with your Minecraft partner to discuss your demands for a clean virtual space. Create your own chore chart and assign specific tasks to each player, just like in real life!

And the best part? No more joint laundry! That’s right, each player gets their own virtual laundry basket and closet space. Say goodbye to folding your partner’s virtual boxers, because on our server, we believe in independence when it comes to digital laundry.

So come on in and join our Minecraft server, where keeping your virtual space clean is serious business. And remember, if you think doing the laundry is a “woman’s job,” it’s 2024 – there’s something wrong with you!

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BabyBlockBuster

adulting, ASD, education, ptsd, social interactions

Are you tired of being treated like a child just because you look young and have some mental health issues? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure where everyone is treated like the adult they are, no matter how young they may seem!

Our server is filled with players who understand that being an adult isn’t just about age, it’s about independence and making your own decisions. We’ve got players who are financially independent, just like you, and who know that getting a little help from family doesn’t make you any less of an adult.

So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and most importantly, be treated like the grown-ass adult that you are! Plus, we’ve got a Starbucks in every virtual corner for those days when you just need a little pick-me-up. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not an adult – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

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ToiletSeatCleaner Minecraft Server

Server, Communication, relationship, Confrontation, ToiletSeatCleaner

Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

investment strategies, Minecraft, Financial Stability, personal finances, Investments

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

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SisFreeZoneCraft

sibling rivalry, family dynamics, family drama, teenage behavior, sibling conflict

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with annoying siblings who invade your privacy? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free experience!

Join us and escape the clutches of pesky little sisters who think it’s okay to spy on you with hidden cameras. Our server is a safe haven for all players who value their privacy and want to game in peace.

Don’t let your parents guilt-trip you into spending time with family members who don’t respect your boundaries. Come to our server and build your own virtual family, where you call the shots and no one can sneakily record your every move.

So say goodbye to sibling surveillance and hello to a world of fun and freedom on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CreepyCrawlyCraft

disconcerting, strange, growing up, Disturbing, Uncanny

Remember when you used to play with dolls and stuffed animals as a kid? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where those dolls and stuffed animals come to life and start wreaking havoc! Join our server for a chance to team up with your childhood toys and take on epic quests to save the virtual world from their mischievous antics. Who knew that innocent playtime could turn into a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? So come on, grab your favorite teddy bear and get ready for a nostalgia-filled journey like no other!

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CordCutters Minecraft Server

telling husband, enabling behavior, tough love parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, cut the cord

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

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HomelessBros Minecraft Server

sibling support, sibling favoritism, money management, sibling communication, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life family and join a new family of blocky friends!

Do you have a sibling who constantly calls you for money or favors? Well, on our server, you can block them without feeling guilty! No more being the ATM for your irresponsible brother, now you can focus on building your dream house with your Minecraft boyfriend up north.

Join us and build a world where you don’t have to worry about your brother’s messy love life or his car getting repossessed. Instead, focus on mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes with your new virtual family.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where you can finally say “f*ck it, I’ll figure it out” just like your brother did. Don’t be the AH in your real life, be the hero of your own Minecraft story!

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Adulting Smackdown

growing up, SmackDown, Maturity, Life Changes, Life skills

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to forget about bills, responsibilities, and that annoying coworker who always steals your lunch from the office fridge.

On our server, you can create your own virtual paradise, complete with towering castles, secret underground lairs, and even a pet dragon if you’re feeling adventurous. Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our enchanted forests, where the trees whisper secrets and the animals dance to the beat of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly PvP tournaments and show off your mad skills in epic battles against other players. Trust us, nothing says stress relief like taking down your friends with a diamond sword while wearing a chicken costume.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

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