Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

microphone, Community, Hardware, procrastinate, Vanilla

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

BlockyChildhoodTrauma

healing journey, emotional scars, mental health, adulting, disturbing memories

Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!

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Grownup Gamers GG SMP: Where Minecraft is the adulting we pretend to do all week long

Relaxed, adulting, Content-creator friendly, Friendly, seamless

Grownup Gamers Minecraft Server Overview
GG is a server of Grownup Gamers, providing a safe, relaxed, mature, and fun environment for older gamers. The server offers a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival experience with occasional party games. The community consists of players in their 30s and 40s who value friendship, support, and a drama-free gaming environment.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join Grownup Gamers.
Are there any rules against toxic behavior or harassment?	GG has zero tolerance for bigotry, drama, -isms, and negativity towards any player. The community promotes a safe, comfortable, and welcoming space for all members.
Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?	Yes, with Geyser, players can enjoy seamless play sessions between Java and Bedrock simultaneously. Active bedrock players have dedicated support.
What kind of features does the server offer?	The server provides Voice chat/proximity chat capabilities on Discord, a dedicated high-performance server for lag-free gameplay, DynMap for real-time world exploration, Discord integration, and more.
How can I join the server?	Players can join by visiting the Discord server, submitting a whitelist ticket after reading the rules, and getting assistance from staff to start their adventure.

BoomerCraft2021

aging gracefully, BoomerCraft2021, personal growth, feeling old, time passing

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!

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BlockCraftWisdom

Reflection, MISTAKES, personal development, life advice, Maturity

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoBunkDadAllowed

quality time, adulting, relationships, Expectations, adult responsibilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in bunk beds unless you want to! Unlike some Airbnb nightmares, we offer luxurious virtual accommodations for all our players.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this poor 30-year-old player who had to deal with bunk bed shenanigans on her vacation. On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds without worrying about non-refundable arrangements, and even team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon.

Don’t be like this player’s dad, who thought bunk beds were a suitable sleeping arrangement for adults. Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual getaway where you can sleep soundly in a bed fit for royalty.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Airbnb when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?

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Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting

self-destructive behavior, Crafting, harmful behavior, adulting, denial

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape ur sad reality and live in a world where u can build giant statues of urself and rule over ur minions.

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart out fireworks.

u can battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes and team up with talking chickens that give u quests to find the mystical golden egg.

if u join now, u will receive a free pet dragon that spits out hot sauce and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so why waste ur time on boring stuff when u can join our server and live out ur wildest dreams? come join us now before the llamas take over the world!

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BlockBlingCraft

money management, financial surprises, adulting, financial education, Adulthood

Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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Gentleman’sCraft Minecraft Server

club environment, nightlife, emotional breakdown, income, location tracking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all walks of life, even if you’re a recent college grad looking to bartend at a gentleman’s club! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to sneak out of your mom’s watchful eye to explore new opportunities.

Our server is a safe haven for those seeking excitement and new experiences, just like trying to navigate the seedy crowd of a gentleman’s club while keeping your keys hidden from your mom. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you as you try to balance your day job as a server with a night gig as a bottle service girl!

So come on, join us and let your inner rebel shine as you explore the unknown and maybe even find yourself in some sticky situations. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for Minecraft bartending that you never knew you had! It’s all about taking risks and living life to the fullest, just like trying to convince your mom that you’re a responsible adult capable of making your own decisions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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NoTripForYouLOL

financial obligations, Selfishness, trip cancellation., friendship, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable friends ruining your plans! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine this: You and your friend are about to embark on a journey to the farthest reaches of the Minecraft world. You’ve booked your flights, reserved your hotel, and everything is set for an epic adventure. But wait, your friend suddenly can’t afford to go and expects you to foot the bill? Not on our server!

Join us and leave behind the drama of unreliable friends who can’t manage their finances. On our server, you’ll never have to deal with selfish companions who expect you to cover their expenses. It’s all about fun, friendship, and building amazing creations together.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the guilt and sleepless nights behind, and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

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