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  • AdultingInMinecraftSMP

    AdultingInMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 7026
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Enchantments Applied: 68
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to adult again! Our server is like a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can spend all day building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life. So say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server!

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  • BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

    BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7559
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where co-parenting drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your only responsibility is to craft and survive.

    Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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  • CityScapeMinecraftSMP

    CityScapeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9403
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBrainFarts

    BlockyBrainFarts
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 6655
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

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  • EnergeticKidsMC

    EnergeticKidsMC
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4860
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Animals Bred: 132
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

    we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

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  • The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

    The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9064
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Cita_di_Octara
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    Description Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What can I do in the server? – Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
    Are there paid ranks and crates? No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
    What are ages in the server? Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
    How is the server’s performance? The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
    Where can I find more information? DiscordWiki

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  • MineDuelz Minecraft Server

    MineDuelz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 9419
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3867
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Zombie Dances: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

    Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

    Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

    SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1253
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Villages Defended: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 641926 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8909
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

    Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

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  • RoomieRageCraft

    RoomieRageCraft
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1477
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

    But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

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  • TV Show Fails Server

    TV Show Fails Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 683
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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