adulting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure

Adulthood, adulting, Adventure, blocky, facing reality, facing the truth, growing up, hard truths, harsh reality, harsh truths, learning the hard way, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life’s lessons, Lifes, reality bites, reality check, RealityCraft, tough lessons, wisdom gained

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Potions Brewed:	115
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of the harsh reality of adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only harsh reality you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those pesky adult responsibilities. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and escape reality with us!

No Kids Minecraft Server

Adulthood, adulting, childfree, childfree living, Childless, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Planning, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, independent living, Kids, life choices, Life decisions, Lifestyle, living alone, living with parents, Minecraft, parenting, personal choice, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of responsibilities like raising kids or paying rent? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape all that adulting nonsense and live your best virtual life!

On our server, you can build a mansion without worrying about mortgage payments, or go on epic adventures without having to find a babysitter. Plus, our community is so chill that even your parents will want to join in on the fun – who needs family game night when you can all play together in the virtual world?

So why wait? Leave the real world behind and join our server today, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a potato. Trust us, it’s way more fun than changing diapers or doing laundry!

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

adhd, ADHD awareness, ADHD diagnosis, ADHD diagnosis rate, ADHD medication, ADHD medication access, ADHD medication availability, ADHD medication barriers, ADHD medication challenges, ADHD medication difficulties, ADHD medication issues, ADHD medication shortage, ADHD prevalence, ADHD statistics, ADHD treatment, adult adhd, adulting, Craft, diagnosis in adulthood, Fun, mental health, Mining, prescription medication, stimulant medication

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

EternalKid atCraft

Adulthood, adulting, aging, atCraft, Coming of Age, emotional intelligence, EternalKid, getting older, growing up, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-mastery, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	262	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6022

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

MomKnowsAll Minecraft Server

adult child, adulting, Assertiveness, bank account, Boundaries, college expenses, Communication, Confrontation, Expenses, family dynamics, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, MomKnowsAll, Monitoring, overprotective parents, overreacting, parental control, personal finances, privacy, Questioning, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8910	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mines Excavated:	1248
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to track your every move like this overprotective mom! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no nosy parents snooping on your every purchase.

Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore without anyone questioning your every move. Plus, we have a strict no-parents-allowed policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about getting interrogated about your virtual expenses.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only notifications you’ll get are about epic loot and legendary quests, not about what you bought at the virtual Apple store. Let’s game on, without any unwanted parental interference!

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ores Mined:	1859	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, alone, Celibacy, discipline, Forever Alone, Good, good morning, Loneliness, mental strength, Minecraft, morning, not cum, personal boundaries, Possible.., self improvement, self-control, self-restraint, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Single life, smp, temptation, Whores

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dads, disrespectful behavior., dumb, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food restrictions, medication side effects, mental health, Minecraft, parental control, refusal to listen, rule, self esteem, Server, shared custody, teenage rebellion, unhealthy behaviors, weight, weight shaming

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2115
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, discomfort, emotional well being, Girlfriend, Group Chats, Insecurity, naked women, overreacting, personal space, photos, privacy, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, setting boundaries, Trust, trust issues, Videos

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Animals Bred:	93
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

#sustainability, Advancements, Communication, convenience, Crafty20XX, Development, Economy, education, efficiency, Entertainment, Environment, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, progress, quality of life, research, social media, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

balanced diet, beets, colorful dishes, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, delicious recipes, food combination, fresh ingredients, Fruit, fruit salad, Healthy Eating, nutritious meals, plant based diet, regular salad, salad, summer salads, tasty treats, unexpected pairings, unique flavors, vegetarian option, vibrant colors

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
New Chunks Explored:	362866	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

alive, BlockyVaxCraft, cardiovascular disease, Covid-19, Craft, death, health outcomes, heart attack, hospitalized, increased risk, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, mortality, pandemic, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factor, stay, Stroke, unvaccinated adults, vaccination

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ores Mined:	4336
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

A, Analysis, Anime, Characters, criticism, Disappointment, discussion, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, GENERIC, isekai, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, Plot, Popular, review, series, Server, SLOP, SlopCraft, world-building

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6456	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	202
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

almost there, anticipation, clock-watching, countdown, determination, exhaustion, Friday feeling, HOURS, long hours, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Poland, push through, Relaxation, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starts.., Time management, weekend, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Emeralds Found:	1087
Animals Bred:	46	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

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