AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP Minecraft Servers

AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP Minecraft Servers

  • AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP

    AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 8206
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Emeralds Found: 4051
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh reality of adulthood! Our server is like a magical land where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past.

    We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their poultry revolution?

    Our server also has a cursed diamond mine where players have reported hearing the ghostly whispers of ancient miners who never made it out alive. Will you risk your life for the precious diamonds that lie within?

    And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden village where the villagers have all been turned into llamas by a mischievous witch. Will you help break the curse or join the llama uprising?

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about the woes of adulthood!

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  • Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

    Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 4114
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 170 Villages Defended: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Falling into the Void: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

    – Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

    – Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

    – Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

    ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7946
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Animals Bred: 69 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

    Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

    So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

    Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9881
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

    Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

    But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

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  • WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft

    WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1101
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 New Chunks Explored: 908100
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!

    2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!

    3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.

    4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

    MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8136
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

    So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

    Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 2477
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

    Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 5645
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

    Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

    Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

    So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

    Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6033
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 60 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

    But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

    MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6672
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

    Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

    And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

    Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.

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  • TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!

    TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 2463
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3103 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magic Items Found: 6327
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have magical rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Imagine riding around on a sparkly unicorn while collecting precious diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it actually helps with self-discovery and personal growth. Just ask our player who realized they were a trans girl while playing on our server. They plan on starting HRT soon and we couldn’t be happier for them! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?

    So come join us on our server and experience the magical unicorns, diamond poop, and self-discovery for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
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