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VirginCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, reaching 40 as a virgin means you become a super wizard with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Imagine shooting fireballs from your hands and summoning dragons to do your bidding. Join us and embrace your inner wizard before it’s too late! Who needs a love life when you can have magical powers instead? -
No Kids Minecraft Server
Are you tired of responsibilities like raising kids or paying rent? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape all that adulting nonsense and live your best virtual life!On our server, you can build a mansion without worrying about mortgage payments, or go on epic adventures without having to find a babysitter. Plus, our community is so chill that even your parents will want to join in on the fun – who needs family game night when you can all play together in the virtual world?
So why wait? Leave the real world behind and join our server today, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a potato. Trust us, it’s way more fun than changing diapers or doing laundry!
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Eldians Are Jews Marley Are Potatoes – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of Attack on Titan to life in blocky form! Join us as we reenact the epic battles between Eldians and Marleyans, but with a hilarious twist.Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, on our SMP, you can build your own Titan and smash through walls like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot – if you can find it, that is!
But that’s not all – we have special events like the Annual Potato Festival, where players compete to see who can grow the biggest potato in the land. And don’t forget about our weekly Titan Shifter dance-off, where contestants transform into Titans and bust a move to win epic prizes.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where childhood misconceptions turn into adult realizations – and where anything is possible, even if it involves giant naked Titans.
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Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild! -
Age 28 Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft! -
EternalKid atCraft
join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness! -
GrumpyCraft
Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).
But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.
So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!