Adulthood Minecraft Servers

Adulthood Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyHighSchoolDrama

    BlockyHighSchoolDrama
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 4724
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 28 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Enchantments Applied: 189
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember those ultra-popular kids in high school who seemed to have it all – the looks, the charm, the popularity? Well, they all ended up on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because they realized that building epic structures and battling mobs in a virtual world is way cooler than being the king or queen of the cafeteria.

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself teaming up with former prom kings and queens to take on epic quests and challenges. And let’s just say, their skills on the dance floor have nothing on their skills with a diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of the school mascot haunts our server, and only the bravest players can uncover the secrets of its past. Will you be the one to solve the mystery and earn the respect of your former high school peers?

    So come on, join our server and see what happens when the popular kids trade in their designer clothes for diamond armor. It’s a high school reunion like you’ve never seen before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PaycheckCraft

    PaycheckCraft
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7069
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can buy is a plain old diamond sword? Well, look no further because on our server, your first purchase with your first paycheck will be a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs! That’s right, forget about buying a house or a car, you can have your very own mythical creature to ride around on and show off to all your friends.

    Join us on this server where the economy is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. You can buy anything from a flying pig that drops golden nuggets wherever it goes to a magical wand that turns your enemies into harmless bunnies. And don’t worry about running out of money because here, the trees drop emeralds and the cows give you stacks of diamonds.

    So come on down to our server and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams. Who needs a boring old paycheck when you can have a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAdultLand

    CraftyAdultLand
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2113
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 123 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 438 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? well do we have the server for you! come join our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers and the skeletons are the DJ’s. if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare unicorn riding a dragon around the server.

    our server is so epic that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraft Money Masters Server

    MineCraft Money Masters Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5387
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old financial advice? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like how to budget your diamonds, invest in virtual real estate, and avoid getting scammed by sneaky creepers pretending to be Nigerian princes. Trust us, after spending some time on our server, you’ll be more prepared for adulthood than any boring old finance class could ever teach you. Plus, where else can you learn about compound interest while battling a horde of zombies? Join now and start your journey to financial success…in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OopsNoMistake Minecraft Server

    OopsNoMistake Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 1213
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about making any mistakes as a young adult because we’ve got you covered with our virtual reality time machine! That’s right, you can go back in time and redo all those cringy moments from your youth. Accidentally called your teacher “mom”? No problem, just hop in the time machine and fix that embarrassing blunder!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples! Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow the diamond unicorn around and collect its magical droppings?

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch a creeper in the face, then you might regret it a little bit).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidToAdult Minecraft Server

    KidToAdult Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 6053
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Potions Brewed: 57
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Chimeras Created: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PLE20 Minecraft Server

    PLE20 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2507
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server has the most outrageous main events you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a PLE (Party Like an Enderman) at 20 years old! That’s right, we’re throwing a wild party for all the Endermen who are celebrating their 20th birthday. Expect glowstone disco balls, creeper-shaped piñatas, and a DJ booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join our server now and get ready to party like an Enderman!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlockBuster

    BabyBlockBuster
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 1632
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Farms Harvested: 315
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being treated like a child just because you look young and have some mental health issues? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure where everyone is treated like the adult they are, no matter how young they may seem!

    Our server is filled with players who understand that being an adult isn’t just about age, it’s about independence and making your own decisions. We’ve got players who are financially independent, just like you, and who know that getting a little help from family doesn’t make you any less of an adult.

    So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and most importantly, be treated like the grown-ass adult that you are! Plus, we’ve got a Starbucks in every virtual corner for those days when you just need a little pick-me-up. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not an adult – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaNoGriefMC

    MommaNoGriefMC
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 3779
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pushy moms who ruin your surprise homecoming plans? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have some peace and quiet? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and build a virtual 1 bedroom apartment where you can hide from your mom and enjoy some quality time with your virtual wife. No more interruptions, just you, your wife, and your pets living your best Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can have sex wherever and whenever you please without any judgment. Let your virtual wife know how much you appreciate her by showing her some Minecraft love in every corner of your virtual home.

    So say goodbye to pushy moms and hello to a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – building a happy virtual life with your virtual family. Join now and start crafting your own outrageous stories today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

    SkillzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5174
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can learn skills that will make you feel like a pro in your 30s! Imagine being able to build a castle in minutes, tame a dragon as your pet, or even ride a unicorn into battle.

    Join our server and you’ll unlock secret abilities that will make you wish you had learned them sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Over the Hillcraft

    Over the Hillcraft
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5218
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Votes: 583 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Villages Defended: 14 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

    Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

    Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 4479
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

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  • Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

    Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 183
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5767 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

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  • Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

    Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7612
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 425
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

    Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7867
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Animals Bred: 21 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Potions Brewed: 107 Runes Activated: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

    So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

    Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1860
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 429 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 165 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 New Chunks Explored: 838900

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

    2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

    3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

    4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

    5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

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  • Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

    Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7662
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 972342 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

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  • EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

    EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 786
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

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  • ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

    ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 1551
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Mines Excavated: 4430 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 271 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

    So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

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  • Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

    Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5065
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 884 Towns Built: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

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