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adulthood wisdom Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBuddies

    BlockyBuddies
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3083
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Animals Bred: 37
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and facing harsh realities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only growing up realization you’ll have is that you need to build a bigger house to fit all your loot! Say goodbye to bills, responsibilities, and existential crises, and say hello to a land where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to grow up again!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy

    ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9297
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server and u will feel like a D-Day invasion veteran praising Ukraine’s Zelenskyy as a ‘savior of the people’ at an 80th anniversary event in Normandy. u will feel da adrenaline rush of stormin’ da beaches and fightin’ for freedom, all while buildin’ epic castles and battlin’ creepers. u will be a hero in dis virtual world, just like dat brave veteran. so come join us and be a part of somethin’ legendary!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

    BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8586
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8794
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 193 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Votes: 3108 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally make ur brain bigger.

    u heard me right, playing on this server will make u a genius. we got scientists studying the brain connectivity of players and guess what? starcraft II experts have enhanced brain connectivity. so if u wanna be a genius, join our server and start playing like a pro.

    not only will u become smarter, but u will also become the ultimate minecraft player. u will build the most epic structures, slay dragons like it’s nothing, and become the ruler of the server.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a minecraft legend. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

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  • Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!

    Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 520
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 6303
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
    Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.
    Mystmoor provides:
    • Friendly staff ready to help.
    • Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
    • Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
    • The challenge of Hard mode.
    • Strong measures against cheating and grief.
    • No pay-to-win.

    Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Today!

    Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

    Website: https://mystmoor.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server. You will need to apply for access through our website.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? We run on the latest version of Minecraft, ensuring you have access to all the newest features and updates.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
    How can I report cheating or griefing? If you encounter any cheating or griefing on the server, please contact our staff through Discord or our website. We take these issues seriously and will investigate promptly.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoliCraft Minecraft Server

    LoliCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8399
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchantments Applied: 195
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Dragons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on down to our wild Western loli thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more horses than a Kentucky Derby, and more bandits than a spaghetti Western movie marathon!

    But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is stocked with the finest root beer this side of the Mississippi, our sheriff is a sharpshooter with a heart of gold, and our town square is always jumpin’ with square dances and shootouts (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your six-shooter, and ride on over to our Western loli thread Minecraft server for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Just watch out for them pesky varmints and keep an eye out for them tumbleweeds – they’re always up to no good!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PainCraft Minecraft Server

    PainCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1263
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Runes Activated: 6
    Ores Mined: 6226 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waking up in pain every morning? Do you dread going to work because it’s just another form of pain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, pain is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where pain is replaced with endless laughter and joy.

    Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the most epic dance parties every night!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, who poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to pain forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service

    MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 764
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your biological mother showing up unannounced and trying to guilt trip you into babysitting her kids. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battle dangerous mobs.

    Forget about awkward family reunions and endless arguments – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life AITA situations behind!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DadSpermDonor420

    DadSpermDonor420
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2065
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

    Imagine logging in to find out your in-game dad has a tragic backstory involving two lost siblings. But wait, there’s more – he caused their demise by texting and driving in Minecraft! Will you be able to forgive him and rebuild your virtual family?

    Celebrate your in-game birthday with a party that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. Will your dad show up, or will he be too busy mourning his pixelated children? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your in-game relationships.

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a therapist when you have virtual family drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the ups and downs of a dysfunctional Minecraft family – it’s a party you won’t forget!

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  • Pixelverse Minecraft Server

    Pixelverse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1762
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8792
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Zombie Dances: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you dream of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds are plentiful, and creepers are your only real enemy? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us on our server and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have a pet unicorn that poops rainbows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle zombie villagers in a dance-off for epic loot.

    So why wait? Join our server today and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bedtime Wizards

    Bedtime Wizards
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9070
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for everyone to go to sleep on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone falls asleep as soon as they hit the bed! It’s like magic, but without the creepy witches and potions. Join us and experience the wonders of instant sleep in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs counting sheep when you can just count the pixels on your screen as you drift off into dreamland? So come join us and get your ZZZs in record time!

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