Adulthood Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure

Adulthood, adulting, Adventure, blocky, facing reality, facing the truth, growing up, hard truths, harsh reality, harsh truths, learning the hard way, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life’s lessons, Lifes, reality bites, reality check, RealityCraft, tough lessons, wisdom gained

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the harsh reality of adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only harsh reality you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those pesky adult responsibilities. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and escape reality with us!

PayCheckCraft

achievement, Adulthood, budgeting, earnings, financial independence, financial literacy, first pay check, Investment, Memories, milestone, MONEY, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchases, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, self-reward, shopping, Splurge, young adult

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	9832
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Star Shards Collected:	74
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Have you ever dreamed of spending your first paycheck on a virtual pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and embark on epic quests to earn that sweet, sweet paycheck to spend on the most ridiculous and fantastical items you can imagine. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted armor, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why waste your paycheck on boring stuff like bills and groceries when you can live out your wildest dreams in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mines Excavated:	3251

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Crops Grown:	6814	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3577

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

VirginCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, Celibacy, funny, humor, jokes, Milestones, Minecraft, personal choices, pop culture, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, societal norms, societal pressure, staying single, Stereotypes, turning 30, turning 40, Virgin, VirginCraft, wizard

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	572

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, reaching 40 as a virgin means you become a super wizard with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Imagine shooting fireballs from your hands and summoning dragons to do your bidding. Join us and embrace your inner wizard before it’s too late! Who needs a love life when you can have magical powers instead?

No Kids Minecraft Server

Adulthood, adulting, childfree, childfree living, Childless, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Planning, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, independent living, Kids, life choices, Life decisions, Lifestyle, living alone, living with parents, Minecraft, parenting, personal choice, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of responsibilities like raising kids or paying rent? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape all that adulting nonsense and live your best virtual life!

On our server, you can build a mansion without worrying about mortgage payments, or go on epic adventures without having to find a babysitter. Plus, our community is so chill that even your parents will want to join in on the fun – who needs family game night when you can all play together in the virtual world?

So why wait? Leave the real world behind and join our server today, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a potato. Trust us, it’s way more fun than changing diapers or doing laundry!

Eldians Are Jews Marley Are Potatoes – Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Beliefs, Childhood, Conflict, Cultural, discrimination, Eldians, History, Identity, Jews, marley, Minecraft, Nazis, Oppression, palestinians, perspective, Potatoes, realization, smp, society, War, Zionists

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of Attack on Titan to life in blocky form! Join us as we reenact the epic battles between Eldians and Marleyans, but with a hilarious twist.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, on our SMP, you can build your own Titan and smash through walls like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Annual Potato Festival, where players compete to see who can grow the biggest potato in the land. And don’t forget about our weekly Titan Shifter dance-off, where contestants transform into Titans and bust a move to win epic prizes.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where childhood misconceptions turn into adult realizations – and where anything is possible, even if it involves giant naked Titans.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2167	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	273	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	170
Votes:	3693	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	112	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	145
Magic Items Found:	8061	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	6319

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	7552
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!