PolishCraft: Adult Bootcamp Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Adult, conscription, military training, Poland

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for all the adult men in Poland who gotta be ready for military duty. but instead of real guns and stuff, we got Minecraft swords and pickaxes! join us and show off your mad skills in battle, because you never know when you might have to defend your blocky homeland from creepers and zombies. plus, our PM said it’s mandatory, so you gotta join or else you might miss out on all the fun! come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and become a true warrior of the pixelated world!

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Blocky Bullies: Weight Discrimination

new study, mistreatment, physical abuse, discrimination, Emotional Abuse

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like having fun? well then u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). plus, nearly 40% of adult Americans say they’ve experienced some type of sport-related mistreatment in their lives, but on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond-encrusted unicorn. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

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CraftyLiesMC

growing up, disbelief, misconceptions, hindsight, lessons learned

Remember when your parents told you that eating carrots would make you see in the dark? Well, they were lying to you because the real secret to unlocking your night vision is joining our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that your eyes will literally start glowing in the dark once you start playing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building diamond castles. If you can find them, they might just teach you their ways and you’ll be living in a palace made of diamonds in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of marshmallows and swimming in a pool of chocolate milk. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and maybe even some talking pigs. Trust us, it’s way better than eating carrots.

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BadWolfMC

activities, Mechanics, Protection, Performance, Greylisted Server

BadWolfMC Server Overview

Server IP	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Overview	Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Drama-Free and Inclusive Community
Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist
Impeccable Performance
Java-Bedrock Crossplay
Engaging Events and Activities
Robust Protection and Mechanics
Eco-Friendly Worlds
Community Integration

Join the Best Online Community

At BadWolfMC, we take pride in being reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List.

Get Started Today!

Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today!

General Server Rules

All players must be 18 years of age or older
No Griefing
No Client Mods/Exploits
No Advertising/Spam
Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by connecting to PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
What age group is this server for?	Players must be 18 years or older to join
Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?	Yes, please refer to the General Server Rules section above for detailed information

MommaNeedsAGriefer

Late, family, loaned money, strongly scented, Mother

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a wacky household full of characters that will make you laugh until your blocky head falls off! Join us and meet M20, F43, M22, and M4 as they navigate through the chaos of making rent by selling nauseating body products.

Our server is like no other, with drama, procrastination, and questionable business decisions at every turn. Will you help M20’s mom make rent by making her products, even though they make you want to hurl? Or will you sit back and watch the madness unfold as loans to mysterious men and last-minute rushes threaten to tear the household apart?

Join us for a wild ride filled with scented products, late orders, and family dynamics that will leave you scratching your blocky head in confusion. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of entertainment on our server? So come on in and see if you’re the AITA for not helping out in this crazy Minecraft world!

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Pitch Perfect Adult Minecraft

Pitch, perceptual abilities, Learnability, brain plasticity, absolute pitch

come join our epic minecraft server where u can learn absolute pitch as an adult!!! who knew u could become a musical genius while playing blocky games??? our server is like a magical music school where u can train ur brain to have super hearing powers!!! become the next beethoven of minecraft and impress all ur friends with ur newfound skills!!! forget about boring old critical periods, on our server u can learn anything at any age!!! join now and unlock the hidden potential of ur brain!!! #minecraftmaestros #blockybeethoven

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CatCraft

Updates, Vanilla, World Edit, Usa, world

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!

Accidents, Oops, funny anecdotes, Adult, Bowel Movements

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shitting is bricks from all the excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you might just shit yourself (but hopefully not for real this time).

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.

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LittleDigPlanet

Dynmap, Server, Grief Protection, Chat Functionality, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

attachment, Adult, crazy, Boyfriend, mean

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

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Adult