Adult Minecraft Servers

Adult Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

    Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6398
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

    – Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

    – Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic

    Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 9405
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙

    🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!

    🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

    PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7031
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

    2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

    3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

    4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ban Hammer Madness: NSFW Edition

    Ban Hammer Madness: NSFW Edition
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 5170
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 8276
    Ores Mined: 6198 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 175

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly express yourself? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with femboy cock galore! Build your dream world surrounded by fabulous femboys who are always ready to lend a helping hand (or any other body part you desire). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the femboy cock madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixilated Titties & TNT: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Pixilated Titties & TNT: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 9393
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare mobs and treasures beyond their wildest dreams!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a unicorn or two!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like in a chest full of diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Galko’s MILF Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets unexpected plot twists!

    Galko’s MILF Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets unexpected plot twists!
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 6993
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Crops Grown: 5402
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 730
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic tale of Galko-chan, who is not your average Minecraft player. She’s on a mission to become the most dangerous MILF in the game, and she needs your help to do it!

    Explore a world filled with crazy adventures, where you’ll encounter giant spiders, explosive creepers, and maybe even a dragon or two. But don’t worry, Galko-chan has a secret weapon – her killer sense of humor!

    Join her on quests to collect rare resources, build the most epic structures, and take down any enemies that stand in your way. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become a dangerous MILF yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of the madness. Galko-chan is counting on you to help her achieve her ultimate goal – to be the most feared MILF in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Babes and Creepers: Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

    Blocky Babes and Creepers: Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6933
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant flying chickens, build a castle out of nothing but cheese, and answer ridiculous questions like “Which woman would you want to give a cum facial to the most?” Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoTacoCraft – Where You Can Craft Tacos (and friendships) while playing Adult Minecraft!

    NoTacoCraft – Where You Can Craft Tacos (and friendships) while playing Adult Minecraft!
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5745
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Void Gems Collected: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to NTCSMP: A Unique Minecraft Experience!

    Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast and blocky world of Minecraft? Look no further! NTCSMP is the place where adventure, community, and creativity collide.

    Server Details:

    Version Java 1.20.1
    Game Mode Survival
    Play Style SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Flavor Vanilla-Like
    Modding Fabric and datapacks
    Inclusivity LGBTQ+ Friendly
    Age Group Adults Only
    Access Whitelist (because quality matters)

    What Makes NTCSMP Special?

    1. Community-Driven: Our server thrives on collaboration and camaraderie. Join a tight-knit community of passionate players who share your love for Minecraft.
    2. Vanilla-Like Vibes: While we embrace mods, we keep the essence of vanilla gameplay intact.
    3. LGBTQ+ Friendly Environment: We celebrate diversity and respect all identities. Everyone is welcome here!
    4. Adults Only: Kick back, relax, and enjoy Minecraft without worrying about immature behavior. We’re all grown-ups here!

    Whitelist Application:

    Ready to join? Fill out our simple whitelist application: Whitelist Application Form

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply for the whitelist? Simply fill out the whitelist application form linked above and wait for approval from our staff.
    Can I play on the server with friends? Yes, as long as your friends also pass the whitelist application process.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure everyone has a positive and enjoyable experience. These will be provided upon approval of your whitelist application.
    Is the server regularly updated? Yes, we strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and patches to provide the best gaming experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Bosscraft SMP, where we only accept mature players who can handle the pressure of being an adult in a blocky world!

    Welcome to Bosscraft SMP, where we only accept mature players who can handle the pressure of being an adult in a blocky world!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2993
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Emeralds Found: 9061
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type 18+ SMP Community
    Server Version 1.20.4
    Server Reset Never
    Whitelist Requirement Must be on Discord

    FAQ

    1. Are there land claims on the server?

    No, there are no land claims on the server. However, there are protection plugins in place to prevent griefing and stealing.

    2. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

    If you leave the Discord server, you will be considered as departing from the Minecraft server. This means you will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset.

    3. What is the server economy like?

    The server economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is also a shopping district at spawn which serves as the heart of the server.

    4. Are there any specific build requirements to join?

    No, the server welcomes players of all play styles, whether you are a redstoner, explorer, or builder. The community is more focused on building projects, but technical players are also welcome.

    5. Are there any rules to follow on the server?

    There is zero tolerance for discrimination or racism on the server. Friendly banter is allowed, but it should always remain respectful. Additionally, it is advised not to trust HMitten.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TestMC: Where creepers are friendlier than the adults on this server!

    TestMC: Where creepers are friendlier than the adults on this server!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1341
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Zombie Dances: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    TestMC Overview
    TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server. The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins but is open to adding quality of life changes upon request. It is streamer/youtuber friendly.
    Specifications
    128gb OWC ddr4
    7800x3d

    Join our Discord server for more information and updates!

    TestMC FAQ

    Questions Answers
    What type of server is TestMC? TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server.
    What plugins are currently running on TestMC? The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins.
    Is TestMC willing to add more features upon request? Yes, TestMC is willing to add quality of life changes upon request.
    Is TestMC streamer/youtuber friendly? Yes, TestMC is streamer/youtuber friendly.
    What are the server specifications? TestMC runs on 128gb OWC ddr4 and 7800x3d.

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  • WarCraftFunTime

    WarCraftFunTime
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8563
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Votes: 2669
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Animals Bred: 38
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

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  • BlockHub: Not What You Expected

    BlockHub: Not What You Expected
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 7404
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

    Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

    Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

    MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 6463
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BearCraft LifeSteal

    BearCraft LifeSteal
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 3118
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Animals Bred: 166 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Magic Items Found: 4045 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

    bearsmp.apexmc.co

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  • CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

    CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4838
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ores Mined: 4038 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Dimension Hops: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

    The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

    Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

    capecraft.net/discord

    play.capecraft.net

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  • WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

    WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 3891
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Crops Grown: 6698 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

    But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

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  • ExMomAirMistake

    ExMomAirMistake
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7094
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Villages Defended: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Mines Excavated: 4122
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

    Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

    But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8330
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

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  • TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

    TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3757
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Runes Activated: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

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