Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in nothing but leather armor start dancing provocatively around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with… interesting activities.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gao, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that Gao will give you the power to control the weather, spawn in any item you desire, or even turn yourself into a giant chicken.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you explore a world of erotic roleplay, encounter mysterious creatures, and unleash your wildest fantasies all in one place? Come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans await you!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a hot tub filled with lava, surrounded by a group of shirtless villagers dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Got Back”. And that player? They never looked back.
But that’s not all! We have epic quests that involve slaying dragons with nothing but a carrot, building giant statues of Steve in compromising positions, and engaging in intense battles of rock-paper-scissors to determine who gets the last piece of cake.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, if you catch my drift). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!
1. Our server is so hot, it’s like the Nether on a summer day. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience with some steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your diamond armor blush.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can explore their wildest fantasies. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous skin-on-skin combat, anything goes in our server.
3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, looking for some pixelated love and adventure. Will you be the one to tame this mysterious creature?
4. Our server has a thriving economy based on trading in… unconventional goods. From enchanted bed sheets to potions of passion, you never know what you might find in our virtual marketplace.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and get ready for a wild ride down Route 66. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get weird in the best possible way.
| Server Version | All the Mods 9 |
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| Location | U.S |
| Availability | 24/7 |
| Duration | ~1 week |
| Age Requirement | 21+ |
| Support | LGBT friendly |
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?
A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.
Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?
A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.
Q: How can I protect my home area?
A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.
Q: Is Discord required to join the server?
A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.
| Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server! |
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| 🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023 |
| 🔧 Server Version: 1.21 |
| 🎮 Vanilla World Features: |
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To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!
A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.
A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.
A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.
A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.
A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.
A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.
Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Server Name | Astral Pixelmon |
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| Version | 9.1.12 |
| IP | play.astralpixelmon.com |
| Discord | discord.astralpixelmon.com |
Overview:
Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.
To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.
Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.
Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.
Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.