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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	7924	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	135	Buildings Constructed:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!

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Blocky Pleasure Palace

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?!

Kagurabachi’s Creeper Clubhouse

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Farms Harvested:	647	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Taco. Legend has it that Taco once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. And get this – he’s not fat! That’s right, Taco won the battle and still managed to keep his slim figure.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Taco won’t let you down!

Blind Justice Minecraft Server: Where Lady Justice sees all!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crops Grown:	3578	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Lady Justice isn’t blind, she’s just wearing a blindfold as a fashion statement. Join us and witness the epic battle between Minerva and Lady Justice as they fight for control of the server. Will justice prevail, or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for justice!

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with Your Buddies!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness and epic tournaments that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat! We’ve got leagues that will test your skills and challenge your strategic thinking like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic singing competitions you’ve ever seen. That’s right, we’ve got Minecraft players belting out tunes like never before, making our server the ultimate destination for music lovers and gamers alike.

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High on Altitude with McMMO and a side of Economy! 1.20.4 fun awaits!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7970	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Altitude Minecraft Server

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	https://alttd.com/blog/

Overview:

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m a beginner?

Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of skill level.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Altitude is intended for older players, but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. How often are server events held?

Monthly server events are held for all players to participate in.

ZeusMC VS Hypixel

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Hypixel

Aspect	Pros	Cons
Player Base	Large and active community	Can be overwhelming for new players
Game Modes	Diverse range of mini-games and modes	Server can experience lag due to high player count
Economy	Robust economy system with auctions and trading	Players may find it difficult to compete in the economy

ZeusMC

Aspect	Pros	Cons
Player Base	Small and close-knit community	Lack of players for larger-scale activities
Game Modes	Focus on immersive Survival experience	Limited variety of game modes
Upcoming Content	Promises new game modes based on community feedback	Subject to change based on community decisions

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel boasts a large and active community, offering a bustling online environment for players.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC has a smaller and close-knit community, which may be ideal for players looking for a more intimate experience.

2. What game modes do each server offer?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a diverse range of mini-games and modes, catering to a wide variety of player preferences.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC currently focuses on providing an immersive Survival experience, with plans to introduce new game modes based on community feedback.

3. How is the economy on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel features a robust economy system with auctions and trading, but it may be challenging for new players to compete.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC’s economy is still developing, offering opportunities for players to shape the economy as the server grows.

Crafty Merica Land: Where Creepers Fear the Bald Eagle

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a USA American girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of pixelated babes ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate along the way. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a blocky beauty by your side, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

BootyCraft: Where ‘Piracy’ is Just Another Word for Fun!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchantments Applied:	203
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of missing out on all the high-speed action of Formula 1 because it’s too expensive in your country? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, not only can you build and explore to your heart’s content, but we also have a secret portal that transports you directly to the front row of every Formula 1 race! That’s right, forget about expensive subscriptions, just hop on our server and you’ll be zooming around the track with Lewis Hamilton in no time. Join now for the ultimate racing experience… and maybe a creeper or two trying to sabotage your pit stop!

Haru’s Oopsies SMP – No whitelist, just chaos and custom gear. Patch 1.20.4!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

HaruSMP Overview

Features	Custom enchantments, custom structures, new weapons, armor, tools, villager QOL plugins, ViaVersion, Geyser
Legendary Weapons	One-time craft with special abilities, such as harvesting player’s souls after death for stat buffs
End Fight	Scheduled in a week

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many Legendary Weapons are there?	Currently 7, with one more coming soon!
How can I join the server?	Use the IP Address: 51.161.122.118 and Port: 25565
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, join our Discord at https://discord.gg/X7UXVNChdc

LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Votes:	6500
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!