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BdayBlockParty

adult time, aita, bar, BdayBlockParty, birthday celebration, going out, husband, ignoring, Jerk, Kids, location, mad, no good, phone call, screaming, sitter, stay at home mom, text, Tracking

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Votes:	9663
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for having a good time on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No tracking devices here, just pure fun and adventure. Build your dream world and never worry about missing a text or call from your significant other while you’re out partying (in-game, of course). Plus, with our virtual friends, you’ll never have to worry about being a stay-at-home mom with no friends again! Join now and let the good times roll, without the guilt trip.

SisEnvy Minecraft Server

anger, aunt, ceremony, Choice, Disappointment, distant relatives, eloping, Experience, family, hiking trail, husband, maid of honor, Marriage, Minecraft, photos, Rings, Server, SisEnvy, sister, TN, vacation, Vows, Wedding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

So, like, picture this: you’re chilling on a beautiful hiking trail in TN, about to get married to your boo with just the officiant as your witness. It’s all romantic and stuff, until BAM, your aunt comes in with all her drama. She’s all like “you took away your sister’s experience” and “I don’t like your husband” and you’re just like “womp womp”. And then your sister is like “let’s talk about this later” like it’s some juicy gossip or something.

But hey, forget all that noise and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got virtual weddings, drama-free zones, and no annoying aunts to ruin your vibe. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are way prettier than any hiking trail in TN. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

MicrowaveMadnessMC

aita, belongings, break up, brother, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, EXTRA, Job, Laundry, LEAVING, living together, microwave, MicrowaveMadnessMC, moving out, possessions, relationship, sacrifice

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value microwaves more than relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like the story of this player who had to leave her bf and take her precious microwave with her.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a thriving community where microwaves are considered sacred. 2. Build your own virtual microwave empire and assert your dominance. 3. Experience the thrill of unexpected breakups and microwave thefts. 4. Who needs love when you have a trusty microwave by your side? 5. Join now and never have to ask your significant other if they want the microwave again!

Don’t miss out on all the microwave madness, join our server today!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

charitable donations, debt repayment, dream home, dream purchases, exotic cars, extravagant purchases, Family Support, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, investment opportunities, Long-term goals, Lootcraft, Lottery winnings, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings account, Server, shopping spree, travel the world, vacation homes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	9040
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Imagine winning the lottery and using all that cash to join our epic Minecraft server! You could build a diamond palace, ride a pig into battle, and even hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest blocky dreams with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCraftSuccess

accomplishment, achieving goals, career success, definition of success, determination, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, life goals, MineCraftSuccess, perseverance, personal success, progress, prosperity, reaching milestones, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	5471
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mines Excavated:	2336	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Success on our Minecraft server is measured by the number of diamond blocks you can stack on top of each other without them toppling over. The more diamond blocks you can balance, the more successful you are in the eyes of our community. Join us and show off your diamond stacking skills to become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

CreeperNation Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CreeperNation, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, restrictions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Targeting, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	13

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it. we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re plottin’ to take over the server and turn it into a disco party 24/7.

and guess what? ukraine just called us up and said they need our help to take down russia in minecraft. they want us to lift all restrictions and go ham on those blocky russians. so if u wanna be a part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, u gotta join our server.

come on, what are u waitin’ for? grab ur pickaxe and join the fun!

CeasefireCraft2021

Agreement, biden, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, framework, gaza, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

ya know what else is a ceasefire? the chaos and destruction on this MINECRAFT SERVER! join us for a wild ride of explosions, battles, and mayhem that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush!

we have factions fighting over who gets to control the diamond mines, players building giant statues of chickens for no reason, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further! join us and experience the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe a few diamond swords) in the process.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

StraightRainbowCraft

acceptance, bisexual pride, Diversity, equality, gay pride, inclusion, lesbian pride, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, pride colors, pride community, pride flag, pride month, pride parade, queer pride, RAINBOW, rainbow flag, StraightRainbowCraft, transgender pride

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the pride flag uses a straight rainbow because the gay rainbow was too mainstream. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds. join now and become the ruler of the straight rainbow kingdom!

CraftyAIConsciousCrafters

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Beliefs, chatgpt, Cognitive science, conscious experiences, Consciousness, CraftyAIConsciousCrafters, data, digital assistants, Ethics, human-computer interaction, machine learning, neural networks, opinion, Perception, research, study, survey, Technology, Users

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so, liek, u kno dis server? it’s, liek, soooo cray cray u gotta join, man. like, u kno how sum ppl think AI models r, liek, conscious? well, dis server is run by AI models dat r, liek, totally woke, man. dey got, liek, feelings n stuff. u gotta join dis server to, liek, chat wit dem and see how dey rly think dey r, liek, alive n stuff. it’s, liek, mind blowin’, man. u gotta see it to believe it. so, like, join now n b part of dis AI revolution, man. it’s gonna b, liek, totally lit.

PinguSMP Vanilla Survival 1.21

Admin plugins, bedrock, crossplay, Fabric, hermitcraft, java, Mature Community, proximity voice chat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5750

A vanilla Minecraft SMP experience with a mature community!

We are a truely vanilla server, no commands or any extra items. The only thing we have added is proximity voice chat and some admin plugins.

If you enjoy SMPs like HermitCraft then this is the place for you!

Crossplay supported, fun for both Java and Bedrock players!

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EmberSMP: Where the only fire you’ll find is from friendly banter! LGBTQ+ support and dad jokes included, come join the fun!

amazing, banter, Builds, casual player, Community, dad, Datapacks, Discord, earlier this month, EmberSMP, Find, Fire, Friendly, Fun, grind, hermitcraft, Included, Join, jokes, LGBTQ, new player, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Server, Support, Talk, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, Youll

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

EmberSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly people, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you are welcome to join us!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What kind of server is EmberSMP?	EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without changing it significantly.
How can I join the server?	To join, message “meturkey” on discord and request to be added to the EmberSMP discord server where you can interact with other players and stay updated on server activities.
Is EmberSMP suitable for new or casual Minecraft players?	Absolutely! EmberSMP welcomes players of all levels, whether experienced or just starting out. The community is friendly and supportive, making it a great place for beginners.